goodbears...A Story by Brad the reason i'm banned from telling the kids bedtime stories GoodBears Rated PG-10 Cast of Characters Bobby D.....the homemade green teddy bear with a jaded past Una....the pet store owner who takes him in Brad....the stupid step-dad Suzan....Una's mom/nurse's aide Daisy....the idiot Wiemeriner Bobby D was a notorious mean bear that terrorized the city of Chicago and Las Vegas. He owned a couple of casinos and beat up a lot of other bears in his younger days. But one day, Bobby D messed around with the wrong bear, Pauly Fuzzolli, who ran the numbers into Vegas from his headquarters in Kansas City. So Bobby D decided to skip town. He found himself in the small village of Wilbert, MN. population 12. He stayed with the owner of a petshop. Her name was Una, she adored animals and Bobby D was the cutest little thing she'd ever seen. So Bobby D decided to pretend to be a soft cuddly little bear. Una spoiled Bobby D. She made him clothes and made him hair, read to him, shared her meals with him, and hugged and kissed him. The only thing Bobby D. didn't like, was her step-dad Brad. Every day he would come over to Una's petshop, pet all the animals, tell stupid jokes and worst of all....he would pretend to snap Bobby D's neck and drop him to the floor. Bobby D was fond of Suzan, Una's mom. He thought she was beautiful and couldn't understand how she ended up with such a dumb jerk like Brad. One fateful day, Bobby D had had enough. Brad walked into the petshop, pet all the animals and gave Una a kiss and told her that he loved her for like the one hundreth time today and then he turned and picked up Bobby D and said, "Duh, look, Una, i'm gonna dun break bobby d's neck again, hur-hur!" Brad went to grab Bobby D's neck and was surprised when Bobby D bit into his finger. "Duh, ouch!" Brad said, "hey, i dun think that hurted." "Bobby D!" Una shouted, "That's your grandpa!" "No he ain't!" Bobby D screamed, his cute little voice replaced by a gruff itallian drawl, "He's just some stupid jerk that needs his neck broken!" Bobby D grabbed Brad by the neck and cracked it and then dropped him on the ground. "There!" he growled. "Um....." Una asked worried, "......Brad?" "Um." Brad coughed a few drips of blood, "I'm okay, honey. I'm just paralyzed from the neck down." "Well," she said. "you did ask for it." Just then there was a knock at the door. They looked outside adn the entire street of Wilbert was covered with angry teddy bears. "Crap!" said Bobby, "This doesn't look good." "Who are they?" asked Una. "Uh, some bears i owe a lot of money to, some i beat up." The bears at the front door banged again, this time so hard that they rattled the windows of the shop. "Open up!" they hollered, "We just want Bobby, we'll let the rest of you live!" Bobby D put on his cute voice again and looked up at Una with his cute little black button eyes. "Please, mommy, don't let the bad bears get me." Una couldn't help it. He was too cute. She winked at Bobby D and went to the back of her pet store to a sign that said "REJECTS". She came back with a stupid looking tan dog called a wiemeriner. "This is Daisy." she announced, "she likes chewing apart underwear, the garbage, and most of all, stuffed animals." She let Daisy out the front door and she chewed up all the teddy bears in Wilbert. There was stuffing everywhere, it looked like a fine minnesota christmas morn. Una loved Bobby D like a son and they lived happily ever after. Brad however, stayed paralyzed and was put in Neglected Oaks Nursing home where Suzan worked. So Una volunteered during the day giving him water and Suzan changed his diapers at night. THE END © 2010 BradAuthor's Note
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