Wolf viewpoint

The wolfs version of Little Red Riding Hood

The day started like any other I was wandering around the forest thinking about lunch and sometimes sitting down to read my favourite book (101 Ways To Cook Ham). When I came across a little girl in a garish scarlet cloak hurrying down the path. I noticed in my starving desperation that the girl was carrying a basket from which delicious smells were wafting. I decided that the best way to get that basket was to waylay the girl. I stepped onto the path in front of the girl and she stopped “Hello there, my pretty pet, where are you of too in such a hurry?” I asked in my warmest voice, the little girl gulped. “Speak up dear” I said, slightly annoyed by her rudeness “I am going to my grandmother’s house, she’s sick” she said in a quaking voice. “Oh really” I said “How frightfully delicious, I mean nice” I cursed myself, food was still foremost on my mind. “And what’s in the basket?” I asked “Some of a cold turkey” the little girl said, my mouth watered “Two currant buns, five jam donuts with cream filling and a chocolate mud cake.” I was lucky I had enough restraint not to let the salvia drip down my chin. My brilliant mind raced for something to slow the girl down with for now a plan had formed in my mind. My eyes darted about and came to rest on a flower patch about eleven paces from the path yes prefect I said to myself. “Well here’s an idea” I said, only just stopping my voice sounding like a growl, “How about picking some of those lovely flowers for your poor, dear, sick grandmother” . I girl looked surprized and then pleased “Ok, thank you, mister wolf” she chirped and hurried off the path to the flower patch. I continued down the path the little girl had been following and soon came to a little cottage. When I went inside I saw a little old woman sleep in a big bed. Now what it did next was regrettable, but it had to be done, I swallowed the old woman whole. Next I went to her wardrobe and took out a pick nightie and matching night cap and settled down in the bed. After a while there was a knock at the door “Come in” I called in my sugar sweetest voice. The little girl entered carrying the basket and a bunch of bright wild flowers. “Hello grandmother, I brought you some goodies and a bunch of flowers “How perfectly lovely dearie” I said keeping up the sugary voice. The girl walked to the bedside table and placed the basket down atop it. “May I just say, grandma what big eyes you have” said the girl sceptically “All the better to see your pretty face with dear” I said feeling slightly nervous “And grandma, what big ears you have” “All the better to hear your sweet voice with my dear” I said sweating under my pink nightie. “But grandma” she said backing away “What big teeth you have”. I decided to end this and down she went. Now I got started on the basket and oh my, what deliciousness. After I had finished off the mud cake I felt mighty sleep so I decided to have a quick doze. When I woke up I was next to a pool and back in the forest. This was mighty strange but I dismissed it and what’s more I had a terrible belly ache and a burning thirst and went to the pool and leaned over it and…      

Reviews

[Delmar Cooper]

I never considered that there was a case to be made for the wolf. I never thought about his side of the story. Waiting now for the rest of the story. Will it be out soon. Standard DVD please, I haven't invested in Blue Ray equipment yet. Maybe this Christmas.

[Valkyrie Warrior]

I am not sure what you mean?

[Delmar Cooper]

What I meam... I mean I like, I mean I like hearing from the wolf and not a third hand report about the wolf. I mean I would like more of this story, and I mean the story is photogenic - that it would look good in a visual media like a DVD. I would buy copy for Christmas.

[Valkyrie Warrior]

Ok lol!!!!