Bill Gates VS Steve Jobbs ERPOH

Bill Gates VS Steve Jobbs ERPOH

A Poem by Talia The Hedgehog

Let me just step right in 
I have things to invent 
I'm a innovator baby 
change the world 
Fortune 500 'fore you kiss the girl 
I'm a pimp your a nerd 
I'm slick your cheesy 
beating you i Apple II easy 
I make the products that the artist chooses 
and the GUI that Melinda uses 
I need to bring up some basic s**t 
why'd you name your company after your taste in lick? 

You blow, Jobs 
your irragant prick 
with your second hand jean 
and your turtleneck 
I'll drill a hole in the middle 
of your bony head 
with your own little spinner 
beach ball of death 
Hieppe 
you got given up at birth 
I give away your net worth 
to AIDS research 
combine all your little toys 
and I still crush that 
iPhone 
iPad 
iPwn 
iSmack 

A man uses the machines you build 
to sit down and pay his taxes 
A man uses the machines I build 
to listen to The Beatles while he relaxes 

Well Steve, 
you steal all the credit 
for work that other people do 
did your fat beard Bozniak 
write this raps for you to? 

Ooo 
Everybody knows Windows 
bit off an Apple 

I triple the profits on a PC 

Everybody with the power to creat use an Apple 

and people with jobs use PC 

you know I bet they made this beat on an Apple 

nope 
Fruity Loops, 
PC 

you will never, EVER catch a virus on an Apple 

well you can still afford a doctor 
if you bought a PC 

Lets talk about doctors 
I've seen a few 
'cause a have a PC 
but it wasn't from you 
I build the Legacy son 
you could never stop it 
now excuse me, 
while I turn heaven a profit 

Fine, 
you wanna be like that? 
die then 
the whole world loved you 
bu your where my friend 
I'm alone now 
with nothing but power and time 
and no one on Earth who can challenge my mind 
I'm the Boss 
I own DOS 
your future is my designe! 
I'm a God 
own XBOX 
Nw there's no one can stop me 
the world is mine!!! 

I'm sorry Bill, 
I'm afraid I can't let you do that 
take a look at your history 
everything you build leads up to me 
I got the power of the mind 
you could never be 
I'll beat your a** in chess 
and Jeopardy 
I'm running C plus plus 
saying hello world 
I'll beat you 'till your singing 
about a Daisy Girl 
I'm coming out the socket 
nothing you can do can stop it 
I'm on your lap and in your pocket 
how you're gonna shoot me down 
when I guide rocket? 
your cortex just dosn't impress me 
so go ahead try Turing test me 
I stomp on a MAC and a PC too 
I'm a Linux b**h 
I thought you GNU 
my CPU's hot 
but my core runs cold 
beat you in seventeen lines of code 
I think diferent form the engine 
of the days of old 
hasta la vista, 
like the Terminator told ya

© 2014 Talia The Hedgehog


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Added on February 16, 2014
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Talia The Hedgehog
Talia The Hedgehog

United Kingdom



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My name's Talia and I am a big fan of Ticci Toby, Lost Silver, Manic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Espio, and Shadow. I like a lot of things and if you are reading this, don't look out your windo.. more..

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