Bill Gates VS Steve Jobbs ERPOHA Poem by Talia The HedgehogLet me just step right in I have things to invent I'm a innovator baby change the world Fortune 500 'fore you kiss the girl I'm a pimp your a nerd I'm slick your cheesy beating you i Apple II easy I make the products that the artist chooses and the GUI that Melinda uses I need to bring up some basic s**t why'd you name your company after your taste in lick? You blow, Jobs your irragant prick with your second hand jean and your turtleneck I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head with your own little spinner beach ball of death Hieppe you got given up at birth I give away your net worth to AIDS research combine all your little toys and I still crush that iPhone iPad iPwn iSmack A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes A man uses the machines I build to listen to The Beatles while he relaxes Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do did your fat beard Bozniak write this raps for you to? Ooo Everybody knows Windows bit off an Apple I triple the profits on a PC Everybody with the power to creat use an Apple and people with jobs use PC you know I bet they made this beat on an Apple nope Fruity Loops, PC you will never, EVER catch a virus on an Apple well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC Lets talk about doctors I've seen a few 'cause a have a PC but it wasn't from you I build the Legacy son you could never stop it now excuse me, while I turn heaven a profit Fine, you wanna be like that? die then the whole world loved you bu your where my friend I'm alone now with nothing but power and time and no one on Earth who can challenge my mind I'm the Boss I own DOS your future is my designe! I'm a God own XBOX Nw there's no one can stop me the world is mine!!! I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that take a look at your history everything you build leads up to me I got the power of the mind you could never be I'll beat your a** in chess and Jeopardy I'm running C plus plus saying hello world I'll beat you 'till your singing about a Daisy Girl I'm coming out the socket nothing you can do can stop it I'm on your lap and in your pocket how you're gonna shoot me down when I guide rocket? your cortex just dosn't impress me so go ahead try Turing test me I stomp on a MAC and a PC too I'm a Linux b**h I thought you GNU my CPU's hot but my core runs cold beat you in seventeen lines of code I think diferent form the engine of the days of old hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
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Added on February 16, 2014 Last Updated on February 16, 2014 AuthorTalia The HedgehogUnited KingdomAboutMy name's Talia and I am a big fan of Ticci Toby, Lost Silver, Manic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Espio, and Shadow. I like a lot of things and if you are reading this, don't look out your windo.. more..Writing
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