DEAD!

DEAD!

A Screenplay by Talia The Hedgehog
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a very care free song!

"
Yeah!

And if your heart stops beating
I'll be here wondering
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn't it be great If we were dead? 
Ohh dead.

Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
You never fell in love
Did you get what you deserve?
The ending of your life
And if you* get to heaven
I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you get what you deserve?
The end, and if your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this 

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

And in my honest observation
During this operation
Found a complication in your heart
So long, 'Cause now you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just two weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

One, two, one two three four!

LA LA LA LA LA! 
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on, 
LA LA LA LA LA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA! 
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh mother, 

If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why are we laughing?
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) 
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) 
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!

© 2014 Talia The Hedgehog


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There are two types of people. Those who live in fear of death, and those who mock it. You are clearly amongst the second type. My biggest issue is the "rhyme". Some parts rhyme and others don't, so it's a little off putting, but that is a style choice so that's not a real problem.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Talia The Hedgehog

10 Years Ago

i was bored and i had to do something so i thought i'd mock the thought of death itself.
This was very carefree and even fun, almost like its making a joke of death. I really like it.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Talia The Hedgehog

10 Years Ago

thak you! i hope you liked it!

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Talia The Hedgehog
Talia The Hedgehog

United Kingdom



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My name's Talia and I am a big fan of Ticci Toby, Lost Silver, Manic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Espio, and Shadow. I like a lot of things and if you are reading this, don't look out your windo.. more..

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