does my a*s look big in these?

every mans dreaded question....

does my a*s look big in these jeans?

i know that you wanna say yeah without hurting my feelings

but what if i want it to be big... ?

i guess it depends on my mood and spirit,

my level of confidence.

your afraid i may wanna punch you in the face.

but all i wanna know is does my a*s look big in these jeans?

no you fat a*s makes your a*s look big, is said with a smile.

Reviews

[terry smith]

Thanks! I will use that the next time I get asked!lolololol loved it!

[Jack]

Hahaha, I liked this poem especially since the correct answer to this question is one that will never truly be found by any man.....

[Kevin]

Great little poem. A good expression of strange moments that can be found in relationships. As a male I have actually never been asked that particular question, and still wouldn't know the right response, but thanks for the laugh.

[Tia Sanchez]

LOL, funny. Weird, I've asked my boyfriend the same thing, just to see what he'll say. Cute read.

[Honey]

This short, cute moment described in your poem brought a smile to my face. I laughed because I have definitely asked my boyfriend the same thing, and I'm sure he debates whether or not to tell the truth. I really like this...great job!