Sumemr Chat 2

Rachel: Look I actually am first!!!! YAY!!! SO HAPPY... Eh-hem... Hello LiLy.

LiLy: Ello mate. This is my british slash austrailian accent, er, mate? Aw forget it I'ma use my texan accent. LOL!!!!!!! Haha, yesh yar firsht thish time but the necksht time we make another chapta, I shall be firsht to comment. YEEE HAWW!!!!*Shoots the roof like that cowboy in The Simpsons*

1) Browser and a mole

Mole: Well howdy do partner, I'm Wackadoo!!!

Browser:...BURN!!!!

Mole: Ow!! I left a waffle for ya.

Browser: Oh a waffle...yeah....awesome....

Rachel: Hm... I'd love to have no accent thank-you. I just want to learn Spanish. That is my goal. I'm Puerto Rican so why not??

LiLy: LOL! I'm asian and I want to learn chinese, but I'm too lazy to learn it. Plus I spend too much of my time trying to say hi my name is LiLy in japanese, LOL.

2) Okay, today on the Outdoorsman, we are going to go deer hunting. Okay, so um, I'm on someone else's property, and I have the gun. So we're going to go shoot that deer on the island over there, wait what is that? It's a small bunny or something so okay, I'm easing up my bow and pointing it to the deer bunny...YO BILL!!!! HOLD MY BEER!!!!! Okay, so I'm aiming at the deer and I SHOOT!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(Mushroom cloud)

Oh shoot, omg, that wasn't a deer, that was a gas tank, oh shoot, that ladie looks mad. Darn, that's a law suit waiting to happen, okay, let's just leave this be and see what this becomes.

Rachel: OMGOSH LiLy your joke is so funny! LOL I want to learn Spanish but too lazy too! Lol naw I'm going to hopefully learn this summer...

LiLy: LOL, thank you. I want to learn japanese and I'm in a club to learn it right now. But since my computer got a virus I can't go on. I'm on at school right now so yeah... I might be on for a few weeks... Good luck on learning Spanish!!! You can actually join a guild on Gaia where you can learn Spanish I think. See you in a few weeks or something...

3) SUPERHERO FASHION EMERGENCY!!!!!

Spider-Man: Mary Jane, does this outfit make me look gay?

Mary Jane: Yes it does.

Villian: Dr. Evil, does this-

Dr. Evil: Don't say anything more, I can read your mind and yes, you do look gay...Now you're thinking about stabbing me.

Hero 1: Hero 2, does this outfit make me look gay?

Hero 2: No, it makes you look like a gay cat trying to dress up like Ronald McDonald.

Dude 1: Does this outfit make me look gay?

Dude 2: Yes it does.

Dude 1: Oh, (Changes clothes) How about now?

Dude 2: NO!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!!

Bad Guy: I like it!!! I like it!!! Let's go clubbing!!!

Ke$ha: TIC TOK, ON THE CLOCK, DJ BLOW MA SPEAKERS UP!!!....

Bad Guy and Dude 1: (Dancing)

Rachel: Grr when am I going to have that notebook? It's my journal Lils!

LiLy:...What would happen if I say that I lost it... AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY JOKE!!!!!!! I WORKED SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel: Dude... YOU LOST MY PERSONAL JOURNAL WITH MY SECRETS IN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SERIOUSLY GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LiLy:... You still didn't say anything about my joke. That really hurts my feelings...So I need your address to send you mail and stuff because I can't go on Writerscafe at home. And I'll find it, I swear, I'll get down on my hands and knees and crawl around the whole house because I don't want to see Rachel mad.

Rachel:... Here's something about your joke. HAAA! okay?? HAPPY!??? Now I'm ending this before I get crazy mad!!! Good-bye Lils.