Victim Five: Zaraki Kenpachi

Red: LiLy Blue: Rachel Brown: Tiara Green: Victim Pink: Yachiru Black: Everything Else

     LiLy and the others changed their pants and went back to work, after 5 more Monsters and 3 more Pockys.

Tiara: LOL!!! Who knew Kurotsuchi was dumb?

Rachel: I know!!!

LiLy: Seriously, how did he fail when he did my science homework for me?

Rachel: Maybe his brain was short circuited.

Tiara: Maybe someone stole his brain. Or he's just a Dummy Bear!!!

LiLy: But if he's a Dummy Bear...THEN I MUST HAVE GOTTEN A BAD GRADE ON MY SCIENCE TEST!!!

Rachel: CURSE YOU CAPTAIN FREAKSHOW!!!!!!!

LiLy: Captain Freakshow? He's weird enough!!! HE WEARS MAKE-UP!!!!!

Tiara: Or maybe he's...a she!

Rachel: With blue hair!!!

Tiara: Oh yeah!!! I know who would like him!!! That girl from Naruto with the blue hair!!!

LiLy: Um, was her name Konan?

Tiara: Yeah! That's the girl!!!

LiLy: This is so much fun!!! Let's call Kenpachi!!!

Tiara: Let Rachel call Kenpachi!!!

Rachel: Hecks no!!!!!

LiLy: Why?

Rachel: Because he is going to KILL me!!!!!

LiLy: No he's not! He doesn't even know where I live...Unless, HE STALKS ME!!!

Tiara: *Shudders at the thought*

Rachel: Good point.

LiLy: He might also get lost with Yachiru leading the way...

Rachel: I guess so...But just in case. *Throws two doughnuts at LiLy*

LiLy: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!? How is that to be sure?!?!?!?

Rachel: Because it's fun!!!

Tiara: Oh!!! Let me try!!! *Throws a doughnut at LiLy*

LiLy: *Takes a doughnut off* YOU MEANIES!!! I swear I'm going to kill you with sugar one day!!!

Rachel: NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!

Tiara: She's right you know...

LiLy: DAMN!!!

Rachel and Tiara: *Smiling*

LiLy: Oh shut up and call!!!

Rachel: FINE!!! *Dials Kenpachi's number*

LiLy: *GASP* Kenpachi has a phone?!?

Tiara: Who knew.

(On The Phone)

Kenpachi: What do you want?!?

Rachel: Well that's a nice way to answer a phone!!!

LiLy: He's answering it like that because it's like, 4 in the morning and we're still up making prank calls.

Tiara: Heh heh heh, let's just hope he doesn't find out who we are...

LiLy: I don't care!!! I have my AK-47 right here!!! *Holds up gun*

Tiara: *Shocked* You have a gun?

LiLy: Ssh!!! *Whispers* It's not a real gun. It's made out of cardboard and tin foil.

Kenpachi: Well, what do you want?

Rachel: TELL YACHIRU TO GIVE UP ALL OF HER CANDY SO WE WON'T HAVE TO SHOOT YOU!!!!!

Kenpachi: You guys seriously have a gun?

LiLy: YEAH!!!!! WE ARE THREE HOBOS LIVING ON THE FREEWAY!!!!! WE NEED PROTECTION TOO YOU KNOW!!!!!

Tiara: YEAH!!!!!

Rachel: SO GO WAKE HER UP NOW!!!!!

Kenpachi: FINE!!!!! *Goes over to Yachiru and wakes her up*

Yachiru: Go away!!!

Kenpachi: Give them all your candy or they'll hold a gun to my head!!!

Yachiru: I bet it's LiLy, Rachel and Tiara Zzz...

Kenpachi: O.O -> o.O -> o/o

LiLy: Oh,

Tiara: Crap,

Rachel: How did she know?

Kenpachi: IS THIS LILY, RACHEL AND TIARA!!!!!

LiLy: NO!!!!!

Kenpachi: Are you sure? Because Yachiru told me!!!

Rachel: Well, she's wrong, we're hobos!!!

Tiara: SO TRUE!!!

Kenpachi: Whatever, So why did you call hobos?

LiLy: Um, to order Kenpachi Fried Chicken???

Rachel: LOL!!!

Tiara: KFC!!!

Kenpachi: I SWEAR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU WHEN I FIND YOU!!!

LiLy: Everybody keeps saying that but,

Rachel: Which freeway,

Tiara: Are,

LiLy: We,

Rachel: ON?!?!?!?

Kenpachi: *Says a bad word* YOU HOBOS!!!!!

Author's Note

BAH!!!!
I'm working on the bio for Kenpachi and Yachiru, go on wikipedia.org if you want to look up on them yourselves. look for:

Kenpachi Zaraki
Yachiru shows up for when you look up Gotei 13

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