Summer Chat

LiLy: Hi Rachel

Rachel: -_- hi.

LiLy: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED FOR YOU TO RESPOND?!?!?! ONE DAY!!!!! IT TOOK YOU ONE DAY!!!...oh well, you're my friend, i forgive you, this time...

(And sup)

Rachel: You're really crazy... Um yeah...

LiLy: Blame the Cherry Coke that I'm drinking...I want to tell you what happened today but it would take too long to type all of the details...

Rachel: So what lazy bum, write it.

LiLy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! I DUN WANNA!!!!!!!!!

...Okay so I was sitting down at my friends house and then my friend, he was downloading something and he made the big mistake of leaving the computer unattended. He didn't let me on so I just sat in the chair. Daniel and Nathan was there too and they really wanted to watch something online. I was just going to make it look like I was messing with the computer. Then I accidentally pressed the space bar and a blue box popped out. The top was in english do I could read it, it said "Do you want to cancel downloading this application thing." The rest was in chinese. I was confused, I only know how to write the numbers so I just stared at the screen. I didn't know what to do so I got up and walked away slowly and then ran to the basement and got a pipe. He is very serious about his downloads so I was sitting there ready to take on anything he was going to take on anything he was going to throw at me. He eventually came down and saw me hold the pipe. He was like "What the hell are you doing?" I was like "I was just admiring this pipe, it is very, uh, old." Then he was like "Oh yeah! That's the pipe I threw at you last time!." Then I was Like "Yeah...it hurt..." He laughed and walked away. I let some breath out and thought "That went smoooooothaly"

It was weird. He eventually found out, good thing I still had that pipe...

Rachel: Yep.... Way LoOOOOooOOoOOoooong!!

LiLy: I told you it was long. It was a pain in the a*s writing all of that!!! I GOT TYPER'S CRAMP!!!!!!

Rachel: HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! THAT IS SOO not funny.

LiLy: That's because we're not talking about anything interesting...

I will NOW put these TOTALLY RANDOM things after replying because this is SO FREAKING BORING!!!!!

(First one, I will label each one)
1) Penis is a funny word

Rachel: I don't think so... Why are we talking about that? We are 12 freaking years old! Why can't we talk about normal things? Like boys, um I DON'T KNOW BUT NOT DIRTY STUFF!!

LiLy: Okay...but you gotta admit, it is a funny word.

2) Homer and his dad got cheated by an Irish dude. This is their story...

Homer: HA!!! I got that on my list. I bet you didn't.

Grandpa: I do!!!

Homer: DOH!!!!!!!!!

Grandpa: And that takes care of the next one.

This is Grandpa's list:

#5. Get cheated by an Irish dude

#6. Irritate son.

Rachel: Lol that was funny!

LiLy: I know right. Can you guess what thing it was from???
Oh, and you forgot your journal in my desk. I got it right here. Do I give it to you at S.L.A.M. or do I drop it off at your house?

3) Um, let's see, what else do I know...

Girl: AHHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!!!!!

Boy: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO. NOT. PANIC!!!!!!

Girl: THAT'S NOT HELPING!!!!!!!

Boy: DARN!!!!!

Girl: Sooooo...wanna get something to eat?

Boy: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT NOW?!?!?! OF ALL THE TIMES WE WEREN'T IN A PLANE THAT WAS GOING TO CRASH AND WERE NEAR SOME FAST FOOD RESTAURANT, YOU ASK ME NOW?!?!?!?!

Girl: I wasn't hungry then.

Boy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Girl: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Boy: WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!!!!

Girl: So?

Boy: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!

Girl: Not if I do this *Grabs a parachute and jumps out of plane*

Boy: WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!

Girl: Get the other one.

Boy: WHAT OTHER ONE?!?!?!?!

Girl: The one under your seat dummy

Boy: IT WON'T WORK!!!!!!!!!

Girl: That's a book bag, try the other one that has a string, and jump out of the plane.

Boy: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

Girl: So?

Boy: I CAN LIVE!!!!!!!!!

Girl: And then

Boy: I CAN BECOME, A LAWYER

Girl: Pft...Good luck with that Mr. OMG I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!

Rachel: Drop it off at my house I'm not doing that S.L.A.M.

LiLy: Okay, when? You're not doing S.L.A.M? You're lucky.

4) Did you know the first toilet was made by Thomas Crapper???

Rachel: Lol... Yeah you told me... When you coming to my house? You can bring it Monday if you get this on Sunday. Or Tuesday whichever works.

LiLy: Okay, I guess I'll run over there tomorrow. I'll literally run over there...But then I'll get tired...

5) One day my cousin was in line at this place with Kevin, his brother. (It's Kevin and Steven)

Steven: Hey look, there's that hobo everybody has been talking about.

Kevin: Yeah, they say he smells BAD.

*Hobo walks by*

Steven: Hey, he doesn't smell that bad.

Kevin: Yeah, he smells fine.

(2 minutes later)

Steven: HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?!?!

Kevin: I THINK IT'S THE HOBO!!!! IT SMELLS TERRIBLE!!!

Steven: OMG!!! HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!?!? HE'S ALL THE WAY OVER THERE!!!!

Kevin: AAAAGH!!!!! IT'S AN AFTERSHOCK!!!!

Steven: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!

Kevin: I KNOW!!!! AGHHHHHH!!!!!

(THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!!!)

Rachel: LOL an aftershock? My gosh LiLy you and your family. Oh um Joicy is coming over my house at one. You can come either before one or a little later. We want to take pictures at the park today and we want you to come.

LiLy: I can't really be at the park. I gonna stay for about 30 mins but then I have to go home. I'll negotiate with my grandma a bit more.

6) IN DA BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel:  Hm. You don't have to go to thee park. It's okay if you just hang at my house. I'm too lazy anyway. I have to clean my hamster's cage and hopefully I'm not lazy today. So yeah...

(The next day)

LiLy: Sorry I didn't go to your house. My grandma kept me inside. She didn't want me to get heat stroke. I might drop off your book today.

7) Randomness

Me: Okay kids!!! Time for archery class!!! Today, I will throw a sword at that pot!!! *Throws sword at pot*..........Oh poop I missed. *Runs over to pot*

Pot: *Monster pops out*

Me: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Rachel: Hm so what time maybe??

LiLy: Oh poop I didn't get to your house...Oh well, I'll just unexpectedly drop it off sometime next week through next month during the weekdays after 3:00 or something on the weekdays. I'm going to drop it off at your mom's place because I forgot where your dad lives...I have a bad memory. Oh well, be prepared to...Oh forget it I can't think of something amazingly stupid to say so I'm just going to end this with something random.

8) There is a pig, I am chasing the pig. The pig's name is Bobby (Why is Bob the first name I thought of?!?)

Me: Come on Bobby, get your butt outta here (Texan accent) Common!! *Takes whip and starts whipping the pig*

(Oh yeah Bobby is like twice my size)

Bobby: Snort snort (Or whatever pigs say) *Gets REALLY mad* *Stampedes towards Me*

Me: Oh shyit. O-ok kids, if you ever get chased by a pig, just run like heck.

Rachel: Um ... Of course you're going to drop it off my mom's house. I go to my dad's only during the weekends.

LiLy: Oh okay. Soooooooo...I'm at my aunt's house. Ok, I gotta go.

 

9) Superman is on a mission to save a mailbox that is on an abandoned island.

 

Superman: Oh no!!! A mailbox is in danger!!! Who's going to save the day? You better bet all you money it's SUPERMAN!!!!!!!! *Takes out jet pack and flies toward mail box* Oh no, stop stop!!! I don't know how to use this!!! NOOOO!!!!!

 

(3 hours later)

 

Superman: Ok guys. I need your help!!! AAAAAH!!!!!!! BATMAN!!!!! I NEED, YOUR, ASSISTANCE!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!

 

Rachel: Cay talk to you later!

LiLy: Okay, see ya.