Victim Four: Kurotsuchi Mayuri

Red: LiLy Blue: Rachel Brown: Tiara Green: Victim Gold: Renji Purple: Me and Rachel, Me and Tiara, ETC... Black: Everything else

     When they all started breathing again from the last phone call, they ran out of Pocky. That was sad...they buried the empty boxes in the backyard and read a prier. Then LiLy ran to the kitchen and took out some Pocky from her Secret Pocky Stash. When she got back to the living room she saw an amazing sight. Tiara. Was. READING!!! They were going through LiLy's phone book again...

LiLy: Man!!! Renji is still sleeping on my couch!!!

Rachel: Oh well...

Tiara: Yeah... *Goes over to Renji and kicks him*

Renji: Leave me alone...Bad...Ninja...Cats!!! You and your *Snore* Flying ninja kitty kicks...

LiLy: He dreams about ninja cats!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Tiara: What is he thinking about? Kung Fu Kitty?

Rachel: Aww, that's pretty cute!!!

Tiara: *Looks at Rachel* Only you would say that. Renji and Rachel, sitting in a tree...

LiLy: F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!!

Rachel: *Picks up a doughnut and throws it at LiLy*

Tiara: Laugh my a*s off you hit her in the eye!!!

LiLy: ARG!!! I'M A PIRATE!!! STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY BOOTY OF CANDY!!!

Rachel: LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA

LiLy: *Takes off the doughnut and eats it* Nom nom nom nom nom...

Tiara: Let's call another captain!!!

Rachel: YEAH!!!

LiLy: Great!!! Now whoever has my phone, GIVE IT TO ME!!!

Tiara: *Gives LiLy her phone*

LiLy: Thank you. *Dials Kurotuchi's number*

Rachel: Why do you even have his phone number?

LiLy: Because I got stuck on my science homework so I called him and FORCED him to give me all the answers.

Rachel: I should do that sometime...

(On The Phone)

???: Hello?

LiLy: Um, hi, I'm a hobo named...uh...Pencil?

???: Yes?

LiLy: Um...Who is this?

???: Kurotsuchi Mayuri.

LiLy: Are you willing to take the smart test?

Kurotsuchi: Yes, I am the definition of smart you filthy hobo!!!

LiLy: *Sniff* I-I'm not f-filthy *Sniff*

Kurotsuchi: Just start the test.

LiLy: Okay, you have to answer very fast!!!

Kurotsuchi: Fine, fine. Just start.

LiLy: Okay!!! *Whispers plan to Rachel and Tiara*

Rachel: I am going to pee my pants if he falls for it!!!

Tiara: Me too!!!

LiLy: Okay, question one. What is the color of your eyes?

Kurotsuchi: Yellow or golden.

LiLy: Question two. What is the color of your hair?

Kurotsuchi: Blue.

LiLy: Your hair is blue?

Rachel: I guess we learn something new each day.

Kurotsuchi: Okay, next question.

LiLy: Um, what is the color of your skin?

Kurotsuchi: Tan.

LiLy: Shouldn't it be white or black from all the make-up you put on?

Rachel: Lol!!! He wears make-up!!!

Kurotsuchi: NO!!!

LiLy: Fine. Question four. What squad are you in?

Kurotsuchi: The Twelfth Squad.

LiLy: Question five. How smart are you?

Kurotsuchi: Very smart!!!

LiLy: Are you sure?!?!?!?!?!

Kurotsuchi: Yes!!!!!!

LiLy: SUPER DUPER SURE?!?!?!?

Kurotsuchi: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LiLy: Then what was the last question I asked you?

Kurotsuchi: That's easy! It was ''SUPER DUPER SURE?!?!?!?!''

LiLy: WRONG!!! It was ''What was the last question I asked you?''

Rachel and Tiara: *Peeing themselves from laughter*

LiLy: And you say you're a super genius.

Kurotsuchi: GAH!!! I AM SMART!!!!!

LiLy: Just to let you know, you just took the Dumb Test and you..um, FAILED!!! So you are now a DUMMY BEAR!!!!!

Kurotsuchi: When I meet you in person hobo, YOU WILL FELL MY WRATH!!!

LiLy: Yeah but which freeway am I on?

Kurotsuchi: *Hangs up*

Author's Note

Kurotsuchi Mayuri

Just to let you know, the people that are prank calling the Bleach people are REAL. You know Rachel, Tiara is in another class. She doesn't write, she reads.