Victim Three: Hitsugaya Toushirou

Red: LiLy Blue: Rachel Brown: Tiara Green: Victim Gold: Renji Pink: Motsumoto Purple: Tiara and Rachel, LiLy and Rachel, ETC... Black: Everything else

     After the chat with Rukia, Renji decided to stay over, LiLy pulled Rachel away to tell her that Renji was staying just for her. She slapped LiLy and dragged her back to the living room to find Renji blacked out on the couch. Tiara apparently got annoyed and put a sleeping pill in his soda. Rachel started walking towards the couch and tripped over my phone book. She saw a whole list of people and pulled out her cellphone...

LiLy: Oh no Rachel, what are you going to do?

Tiara: No, don't answer that Rachel. I don't want to know.

Rachel: Well, I saw-

LiLy: PUT DOWN THE PHONE AND WALK AWAY SLOWLY!!!

Tiara: AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!

LiLy: YEAH!!!

Rachel: But-

LiLy: YOU DIDN'T PUT IT DOWN!!!

Tiara: OR WALK AWAY!!!

LiLy: OR PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!

Rachel: ..........*Smiles deviously*

LiLy: Oh no...

Tiara: R-Rachel, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea...

Rachel: I was just going to call Hitsugaya.

LiLy: Lil' Shiro-Chan?

(Shiro means white. White is the color of Hitsugaya's hair. Hitsugaya TouSHIROu)
(is his name and the fact that Shiro is in his name makes it even worse for him)

Tiara: He's going to kill you if he find out you call him that.

LiLy: Yeah right

Rachel: She might actually be right. *Goes over to the couch to check on Renji*

Renji: *Snore* I...Love...

Rachel: *Blushing*

Renji: Tomatoes...

LiLy and Tiara: *Trying to hide their giggling*

Renji: *Snore* And...I like...Rachel...*Snore*

Rachel, LiLy, and Tiara: *Shocked*

LiLy: Renji got a lot of guts to say that in his sleep...

Tiara: *Nods*

Rachel: Let's get to the calling...

LiLy: *Calls Hitsugaya*

Tiara: Let me do this!

LiLy: *Throws phone to Tiara*

(At Hitsugaya's Office)

Hitsugaya: Why does it feel like someone is calling me Lil' Shiro-Chan?

Motsumoto: Because somebody probably is!!! Duh!!!

Hitsugaya: *His forehead veins start showing...He looks mad...*

Motsumoto: Lol, your Shiro senses are tingling!!!

Hitsugaya: IT'S CAPTAIN HITSUGAYA!!!

Motsumoto: Whatever dude...

(At LiLy's Place)

LiLy: *Walks to the couch, leans over Renji, and kicks him*

Renji: *Falls off of the couch* OW!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!

LiLy: NO FREELOADING ON MY COUCH WITHOUT PAYING!!!!!

Renji: *Tries to resist the urge to go Ban Kai on LiLy's a*s*

(On The Phone)

Tiara: Um...I'm a hobo that likes to watch you.

Hitsugaya: *Shocked*

LiLy and Rachel: *Muffles their laughter with pillows*

Renji: Zzzzzzzz Damn LiLy, making me pay to sleep on her couch Zzzzzzzz...

Tiara: I like to watch you in the shower. By the way, nice body man!!!

LiLy and Rachel: *Choking*

Hitsugaya: WHAT. THE. HELL. ARE. YOU. DOING. LOOKING. AT. MY-

Tiara: *Hangs up*

Phone: *Ring ring*

Tiara: *Picks up the phone* Hello?

Hitsugaya: Did you just hang up on me?

Tiara: I don't know, it sounded something like this *Hangs up again* *Eyes pop open* *Runs to bathroom*

Phone: *Ring ring*

LiLy: *Picks up the phone*

Hitsugaya: Did you just hang up on me again?

LiLy: No that was my hobo friend.

Hitsugaya: Oh okay...

LiLy: I like your, um...

Rachel: POTATO!!!

LiLy: YEAH!!! NICE POTATO!!!

Hitsugaya: ..........

LiLy: Oh, and um, nice panda plushie!!!

Hitsugaya: *GASP* HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MR. MUSHI!!!

Rachel: He has a panda plushie named Mr. Mushi!?!? HAHAHA!!!

LiLy: HAHAHA!!! This is just too good!!! *Wipes away a tear*

Tiara: *Comes out of the bathroom*

Hitsugaya: GIVE. HIM. BACK!!!

LiLy: NO!!!

Rachel: Not unless you kiss every captain on the cheek!!!

Hitsugaya: NO!!! I WON'T DO IT!!!

LiLy: Fine then we won't give Mr. Mushi back!!!

Hitsugaya: NOOOOOO!!! Fine, I'll do it!!!

Tiara: And take pictures with you're phone and send then to us so we know you're not bluffing!!!

Hitsugaya: FINE!!!

Rachel: You better hurry because we're holding a knife to Mr. Mushi's neck!!!

Hitsugaya: NOOOOOO!!! *Hangs up*

LiLy, Rachel, and Tiara: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(After a few minutes, pictures came of Toushirou handing a kiss)
(to every captain except for Kenpachi. Kenpachi tried to kill)
(Toushirou so Toushirou ran for it)

LiLy: HOLY CRAP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tiara: *Rolling on the floor gasping for air*

Toushirou: There I sent them now give Mr. Mushi back!!!

LiLy: Bad news, we're hobos. How are we supposed to steal from a place we can't even get into?

Toushirou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

LiLy: Uh, bye!!! *Hangs up*

(Toushirou's Place)

Toushirou: Oh. My. God. I kissed...Kurotsuchi!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Note

Rangiku Motsumoto
Hitsugaya Toushirou