Victim Two: Kuchiki Rukia

Red: LiLy Blue: Rachel Brown: Tiara Green: Victims Gray: Ichigo Black: Parenthesis, Paragraph (Top of page), ETC... Purple: LiLy and Rachel/ LiLy and Tiara/ Rachel and Tiara Gold: Renji

     After the accident with Ichigo, Tiara came over to try to kill LiLy for stealing and eating her waffles. Then they forgave each other after Tiara smacked LiLy with a magazine. After that, LiLy, Rachel, Ichigo, and Tiara are jacked up on Pocky and Monster.

 

(Time: 1:00 AM)

 

LiLy: HAHAHA!!! Ichigo screamed like a girl!!!

 

Tiara: What?

 

Rachel: LiLy and I prank called Ichigo and told him that Rukia was being attacked by a carrot monster. Then we had to take down the closet door and use it as a front door because Ichigo busted LiLy's old front door.

 

Tiara: Okaaay...

 

Ichigo: HEY!!! The only reason I screamed was because you guys woke me up with a blow horn and violin!!!

 

LiLy: Shut up Ichigo, quit whining!!!

 

Rachel: Yeah Strawberry Boy!!!

 

(Ichigo means strawberry in Japanese)

 

Ichigo: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

 

LiLy: Why?

 

Ichigo: How about I call you, um...BIGFOOT!!!

 

LiLy: ICHIGO YOU MEANY!!! *Rocks in emo corner*

 

Tiara: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!!!

 

Ichigo: Oh god. STOP IT WITH THE STRAWBERRY!!!

 

Rachel: Whatever dude, you know you like it.

 

Ichigo: *Blushes*

 

LiLy: We got him.

 

Tiara: Yep

 

Rachel: *High-Fives LiLy and Tiara*

 

Ichigo: I DON'T LIKE IT!!!

 

LiLy: Then why are you blushing?

 

Ichigo: Because...Because...It's hot in here?

 

Tiara: But the air conditioner's on...

 

Rachel: *Smiles deviously*

 

Ichigo: CRAP!!! Well, um...I have to go feed Kon? *Dashes out door*

(Kon is a soul that is in a shape of a pill. When they put him in an organism) (Kon takes over the organism's body. Ichigo and Rukia couldn't find an) (organism so they put him in a stuffed lion)

 

LiLy: But Kon is a mod soul...

 

Rachel: How do you feed a mod soul?

 

Tiara: I don't know but it might involve a blender...

 

LiLy: I wonder if Kon eats doggy food.

 

Tiara: Or cat food.

 

Rachel: Or, um, fish flakes?

 

LiLy: Lol!

 

Tiara: Lol!

 

Rachel: HA!!! He's a little goldfish!!!

 

LiLy: Okay!!! Now let's got to prank calling Rukia!!!

 

Tiara: Who can mimic Ichigo?

 

Rachel: Why?

 

Tiara: Just because.

 

LiLy: *Mimics Ichigo*

 

Tiara: Perfect!!!

 

LiLy: Thank you!!! *Bows*

 

Rachel: *Claps*

 

Tiara: Okay, so I'll call. *Dials number and hands phone to LiLy*

 

(The phone rings and a man picks up)

 

Man: Hello?

 

LiLy: *Mimicking Ichigo* Rukia?

 

Man: No, this is Byakuya.

 

Rachel: Byakuya has a pink cellphone?!

 

Byakuya: No, this is Rukia's phone. Now who is this?

 

LiLy: *Still mimicking Ichigo* Oh, um, I'm Ichigo.

Byakuya: What do you want Kurosaki?

LiLy: Um, I wanted to ask Rukia out.

Byakuya: ..........

LiLy: Or can I skip her and just go with you?

Byakuya: *Shocked*

Rachel and Tiara: *Shocked*

LiLy: Um, so who's going with me> You, or Rukia?

Byakuya: *Speechless* N-no thank you. I will not allow Rukia to go out with a mere boy like you.

LiLy: I bet you're just jealous someone asked Rukia out.

Byakuya: AM NOT!!!

LiLy: *GASP*

Rachel: *GASP*

Tiara: *LE GASP*

Byakuya: What?

LiLy: You actually yelled instead of being EMO!!!

Rachel: Lol, emo!!!

In the background: Byakuya!!! Do you know where my cellphone is?

Byakuya: Oh, here Rukia.

(Rukia)

Rukia: Hello?

LiLy: *Mimicking Ichigo* Hey Rukia, it's me, Ichigo.

Rukia: Hey Ichigo.

LiLy: Um, I was just wodering if you want to go out on Friday or something?

Rukia: ..........

LiLy: *MI* So is that a yes or a no?

(MI=Mimics Ichigo)

Rukia: Okay, can I ask you a question?

LiLy: *MI* What?

Rachel and Tiara: *Listening closely*

Rukia: Who are you and what have you done with Ichigo?

LiLy: *MI* What are you talking about? I am Ichigo.

Rukia: Fine. What are his sister's names?

LiLy: *MI* Um...Mashed and Potatoes?

Rachel and Tiara: ..........

Rukia: ...Um, wrong...

LiLy: *MI* I was hit by a train and was out for two weeks and forgot my memory?

Rukia: But i saw you yesterday.

LiLy: *MI* My other friends named, uh, Orange froze time?

Rachel: Yes, I am a powerful wizard that blows up everything I sit on!!!

Tiara: And I am her assistant, APPLE!!!

LiLy: *MI* Together, we are the all powerful FRUIT SALAD!!!

Rachel and Tiara: Lol

Rukia: Who is this?

LiLy: *MI* I told you, I'm Ichigo!!!

Rukia: No you're not.

Door: *DING DONG*

Rachel: I got it!!! *Opens door and sees Renji*

Renji: Oh, hey Rachel!!!

Rachel: *Blushes*

Renji: Um, why are you red?

Rachel: Um...It's hot in here?

LiLy: But the air conditioner is-

Rachel: *Duct tapes LiLy's mouth*

LiLy: MphmmphmmmphMMMMPH!!!

Renji: What did she say?

Rachel: She says she likes Pocky and Monster.

Renji: Oh...

Phone: Hello? Hello?

Renji: *Picks up phone* Hello?

Rukia: Renji?

Renji: Ye-

Rachel: *Snatches phone from Renji and kisses him so he would shut up*

Renji: *Shocked* *Blushing*

Rachel: I am actually a hobo that is looking for a girlfriend because I was lonely living on the freeway with a rabid dog?

Rukia: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

In The Background: What is it Rukia?!

Rukia: A hobo wants to go out with me!!!

Rachel: *Hangs up*

Tiara: *Rips off the tape that was on LiLy's mouth*

LiLy: Thank you!!! I can breathe again!!!

Rachel, Tiara, And Renji: Lol!!!

LiLy: *Falls on the floor laughing and holding her stomach* My friend, you are sort of becoming like me, A MERE GENIUS!!!

Rachel: Thank you!!!

Author's Note

Font: Times
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Renji Abarai
Byakuya Kuchiki