Victim One: Kurosaki Ichigo

I am going to use colors for the dialogue. Here it is: Red: LiLy Blue: Rachel Green: Victims Black: Parenthesis, paragraphs (top of page), ETC... Purple: Rachel and I

   Rachel and LiLy were hanging out at LiLy's place. It was like, 12 AM. Then they got bored and decided to prank call random Bleach characters.

 

LiLy: I'm bored.

Rachel: Me, too.

LiLy: Want to call somebody and freak them out?

Rachel: Sure! Let's do it!!!

 

(By the way, they are jacked up on Pocky and Monster)

LiLy: YES!!!

Rachel: So who should we call?

LiLy: I KNOW!!!

Rachel: WHO!!!

LiLy: ICHIGO!!!

Rachel: NOOOOO!!!

LiLy: Why?

Rachel: Because Ichigo is going to kick our ASSES if we wake him up at 12:01 AM!!!

LiLy: Don't worry. We'll just say we're hobos that live on the freeway.

Rachel: ..........

LiLy: Let's do it!!!

Rachel: Fine but if he finds out who we are and where you live, I'm going to hide under your bed and leave you there to DIE!!!

LiLy: Wow, what a friend you are. Anyways, *opens phone and puts in unknown caller* *laughs in an evil way* *calls Ichigo*

(On The Phone)

Ichigo: *mumble mumble* Hello? *mumble mumble*

LiLy: *Takes a blow horn and blows it*

Rachel: *Takes a violin and plays a high note*

Ichigo: HOLY S**T!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

LiLy and Rachel: *Laughs their f*****g asses off*

LiLy: *Mimics Rukia* Oh Ichigo! Help me! I'm being attacked by a carrot monster that was mutated from the school lunches!!!

Ichigo: Hang on Rukia! Where are you?!

Rachel: *Grabs phone from LiLy’s hand* *Mimics Rukia* I’m stuck in LiLy’s closet hiding from the carrot monster!

 

Ichigo: Don’t worry Rukia!!! I’ll be there!!! *Hangs up*

 

LiLy: RACHEL!!! WHY DID YOU TELL HIM WHO I AM?! I TOLD YOU TO SAY THAT WE’RE HOBOS THAT LIVE ON THE FREEWAY!!!

 

Rachel: *Rolling on the floor laughing her f*****g a*s off*

 

Door: *CRASH*

 

LiLy: Uh, hey, Rachel. I think Ichigo just busted my door.*Points at doorless front door*

 

Ichigo: Where are you Rukia?! I’ll save you from the carrot monster!!!

 

LiLy: Uh, dude, what are you doing here?

 

Ichigo: Rukia called me and told me she was hiding in your closet from a mutant carrot.

 

LiLy: Dude…There is no carrot monster here, and Rukia is NOT in my closet…And…You owe me a new door.

 

Icihigo: But…Rukia called me…

 

LiLy: That was just me and Rachel mimicking Rukia. *Points at herself and bed*

 

Ichigo: *Checks watch* IT'S 12:30 AM!!! WHY WOULD YOU PRANK CALL ME AT 12:30 AM?!

 

Rachel: *Comes out from under bed* Sorry...

 

Ichigo: Why would you do that?

 

LiLy: Sorry, we were jacked up on Pocky and Monster.

 

Rachel: So...Do you want to hel pus prank call Rukia next?

 

Ichigo: ...Only if you have more Pocky and Monster...

 

LiLy and Rachel: *Rachel holds out Monster while LiLy hold out Pocky*

Author's Note

Yeah, I know. THIS IS SO BLINDING!!! It hurts my eyes!!! XD