Debating the Delusional

the earth is flat, vaccines cause autism, we never went to the moon, the world is run by evil jewish lizard people, 9/11 was an inside job, Hitler's still alive, etc., etc..

debating the delusional

is like playing chess with a poodle

no matter how skilled you are

it's just gonna knock over the pieces

s**t all over the board

then strut around all victorious

like it won some award

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Very funny. I love this piece and not only that it has got great rhythm and rhyme. Vivid imagery. I think I'm gonna show one of my grandsons this. He is into all that conspiracy theory crap :))

Chris

[Davidgeo]

There's a conspiracy that there are no conspiracies. The logic is flawlessly stupid.

[Chris Shaw]

:))...........

[Stephanie]

This really made me laugh lmao awesome imagery, great rhythmic flow, and an excellent message. I also really like the dismissive-like tone you have with those who, in this case, would be the poodle. Very strong piece and wonderfully concise.

[Davidgeo]

I'm really good at being dismissive.

[Stephanie]

I can tell lol

[A Soap Mess Stories]

Some humor for the delusions of others...great read.

[elle]

absolutely love this. simple, yet very true

[Wyrn Tiger]

Dying of laughter right now, I would wright more but I feel that says it all.

[Russian Honey]

Haha I love this! I am sure going to quote this and drop the mic afterwards...

[StarNinja]

I enjoyed this poem. Very accurate and insightful.

[Davidgeo]

Thank you.

[Margie F]

A RIOT!!! I absolutely love it. Thanks to those delusional for they provide unbelievable writing content. ;)

[Davidgeo]

They are pretty fun to mock. It's when large groups of people all go delusional at the same time when it's a little less funny. Still pretty amusing though. Thanks for the review Margie.

[John the Baptist]

Makes me think of Trump's reaction to the Mueller report.

[Davidgeo]

It's a little bit too early to make sense of that either way, but that might very well end up to be the case. It does unfortunately make me think of everyone who used to hold Mueller in high regard until he didn't indict anybody else, people who's overall judgement is based on whether an outcome satisfies their predetermined world view... a piano doesn't stop being a piano just because it doesn't like the music being played. That is working in the reverse as well, people who thought he was the devil but now think he's a saint because he didn't indict Trump. More specifically I wrote this after having an insane conversation with a fellow who swears the earth is flat and will go to his grave thinking that it's flat no matter how provably irrational his reasoning is.

[Sarah K Cass]

I'm glad I'm not the only one on here this made chuckle.

[Davidgeo]

It is pretty funny, but in a sad kinda way. A good chuckle is still a good chuckle at the end of the day. Thanks for your review, I'm glad you could share in the chuckles.