Delusions in the Third Person

People who fill out their 'about me' in the third person are f*****g deluded
People who fill out their 'about me' in the third person are usually narcissistic
People who fill out their 'about me' in the third person are f*****g retarded
People who fill out their 'about me' in the third person reek of desperation
People who fill out their 'about me' in the third person come accross as sophistic

People who fill out their 'about me' in the third person ought to shampoo my crotch

Author's Note