Crass Act

alex jones' health care advice
gay frogs
mind cancer and other irrational madness

anita sarkeseesians' femanazi-ism 

micro aggressions

trigger words and various forms of modern "oppressions"

turned into hilarity

for the sake of adrevenue

and jokes and jokes and jokes

 

but i digress. . .

so I've jerked off to jpegs with more depth

than the rationale behind criminalizing hurt feelings

and classifying disagreement as hate speech

I don't even need to see that movie and I already want my money back

so f**k you, but just for sport. . .

cry all you want, this water will remain wet

and we shall consume the other

so it goes, in a circle

a******s can make fun of idiots

in public

for funsies 

and virtue signaling c***s can pander bullshit

to morons

for money

so it goes, in a f*****g circle

satire for the funsies

(and the monies)

outrage for the monies 

(and the image)

b*****s

we employ the other

a******s

we live for each other

(it's moral-tainment)

so goes our world

Author's Note

Reviews

[KeeD]

Pretty much summed up modern society in a nutshell. It's a vicious circle and we thrive in it. I like your word choice and dry humour. You're a talented writer and I may be an a*****e in my own right at times but I do appreciate good talent, so kudos!

[Davidgeo]

The safe space kids and the trolling kids actually depend upon each other for "survival" these days. It's f*****g hilarious.

[KeeD]

Lmao, true that.

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

I’ll be going off the site next week when I can get to the library to print my many poems off I feel disappointed in the whole thing since our words bye

[Davidgeo]

You don't need to tell me things like that... it's not going to make me feel guilty and this whole pitiful shaming thing just makes you seem pathetic. You're like that one person who threatens to leave if they don't get their way... so very, very mature of you.

You basically think I'm the devil and that anything I say is "picking on you" so why should I give a s**t about your future plans on this website? Oh right... you're trying to shame me for some made up bullshit offense you took from me one time. Yeah... you hid that real well. Ha... you suck at life kid. Stop talking to me.

[Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)]

Gladly
Goodbye

[Davidgeo]

You've said that before... yet you continue to come back and embarrass yourself with total bullshit. I hope you learned something from this -- not everyone is going to be bullied by your bullshit disingenuous "you are picking on me!" shame game. If you feel offended in the future just ignore the person... don't try and shame them or make up excuses why your feelings are entitled to special treatment. We are all equal... just because you are a cliched oversensitive millennial does not mean you warrant special treatment.

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

A******s can make fun of idiots verse sounded like it was about me you making fun of me the other day etc and the online fight we had that is why I wrote such a stupid review I did it in sarcasm I’m sorry if it wasn’t about me and I apologise for the tongue in cheek review bye

[Davidgeo]

Oh well would you look at that... you finally actually read it. And your ego is amazing. Why would I waste time writing a poem about you? I've talked to you maybe 3 or 4 times on this site... probably less. You do realize that the world does exist beyond yourself, right?

[Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)]

I don’t believe u it was aimed at me u sent it to me to read hours after u posted it

[Davidgeo]

I send read requests to everyone on my friends list when I write new poems. That you continue to think this is about you specifically betrays a serious ego problem on your part. You might have a personality disorder.

[Wild Rose]

You describe (to me) a twisted world
Simple things have been made difficult
My mobile was broke - well it doesnt work

Here you are sir the latest model does everything you cloud want -look just swipe the screen , you dont seem to interested, these are in short demand >> Iw ant a phone to make telephone calls . not a twenty ponds a month toy just as imple phone with buttons > one they wont want to nick - I want them to take pity so I can refure an expensive phone at give away prices

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

Thank you so very much for asking me to read this I actually read it early this morning really made my day shine much brighter thanks again for your true thoughts on such matters of your heart

[Davidgeo]

Ha... this made your day "shine much brighter"? You consider these to be "true matters of (my) heart"? Hmm. Sounds like generic compliments meant to be used without actually reading anything. I put the percentage of you having read this at around 10. You shouldn't fake praise. When it's that easy to see through it kinda makes you seem pathetic and is usually pretty annoying to any self respecting writer not just here for the glad handing and ego stroking. Like I said before... you really do have a serious lack self awareness.

[Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)]

If I could count the words you have called me in two days the names outnumber ten you don’t know me don’t judge me thanks

[Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)]

Just today you said I’m pathetic pretty annoying etc not to mention the other day saying I need to go smoke weed and lack of self awareness and sensitive and other words ok so how about not judging me I won’t judge you ok bye

[Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)]

I think it’s best we don’t. Communicate from now on it’s not fair on others here who read this bye good luck

[Davidgeo]

It's kinda obvious you leave reviews without reading the poems. You do it constantly, you're a spam reviewer basically.

I'm not the person to do that with, I tend to call it out when I see it done so obviously. You leave irrelevant to the poem because you desire attention but are too lazy to actual read anything... I find those to be pretty pathetic traits.

And the fact that you have an ego leading you to think that "other's" on here give a s**t about this interaction, let alone read a single word of it, reinforces my previous observation -- You lack self awareness. Hopefully just due to immaturatity instead of dumb assery.

[Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)]

Every single post u put up in last few days to me has insulted me I’m done u will never see it or admit it bye

[Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)]

Btw I do read poems I don’t just skim

[Davidgeo]

Then why did you leave two different reviews on this poem? One generically praising it and then another accusing me of talking s**t about you? If you're going to lie at least be smart about it... and one more time - You completely lack self awareness. Way to make an a*s out of yourself...