Post Come Depression

The human male is poorly designed

Horny only almost constantly

Willing in that name to act absurdly

Addicted to ejecting semen as a hobby

And almost always after, feeling guilty

Like some f*****g-animal filthy

Call it post-cum depression. . .

Sometimes I’d rather be pregnant

(but not really)

Author's Note

Reviews

[SweetWriter88]

I'm dead. This was so funny! I could almost hear someone reading this in the deadpanned "Seriously body?" tone. I think everyone gets like that sometimes though. Sometimes afterward you'll regret it because it what you just got off to/from might be a bit weird to your more sober (not to mention less horny) mind. I like how this is kind of a testament to that feeling. As always, well written.

[Davidgeo]

I'm glad you recognized the humor. Sometimes that doesn't go over so well on this site.

read moreI'm glad you recognized the humor. Sometimes that doesn't go over so well on this site.

You're from America are you?

[Davidgeo]

Ugh... there were about 2 more full sentences that got cut off from my above response. I think it was something about why I', thinking you're from an English speaking country in Europe.

[SweetWriter88]

Ah? Is that so? Well, I do have a pretty good English accent if that counts. But, I'm American although some people doubt that when I get lazy and let my accents run wild and free.

[Davidgeo]

The phrase "I'm dead" is not often used by anyone not really old or European. Way to be non-standard then.

[SweetWriter88]

Aww! Thanks for the compliment. I'm from the quirkiest city in America, we through that and quite a few other odd phrases around. You're bound to see a few more in my reviews.

[Nipplegrinder]

Hahahaha. Poorly designed indeed.

[Richard McLin]

Damn man don't give away all our male secrets. Great piece, funny yet painfully honest. Great job.
-Richard

[Anjali]

Hmm... Interesting. I really don't know how men actually feel as I'm a girl... But I bet they don't feel horny all the time. Right?

[Davidgeo]

Hyperbole is a wonderful word.

[Anjali]

Ok... I get it now.

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

Well written
I have heard of this in men they get tired withdrawn depressed but not for long it seems

[Davidgeo]

It's not really that serious... this was more for comedy. While it's true there is a significant hormonal drop off after climax, it's usually feelings of contentment that follow. Of course, sometimes feelings of shame and guilt can accompany that if one is misbehaving. (cheaters)