All-Hello-Cafe-Poetry

. I figured tongue in cheek was implied... but I guess I have to mention - this is satire... meant to mock exactly what it appears to fundamentally be... it makes me sad that I have to mention that.

On all sites I write
On some sites I talk

With intention I blend
This way or that
To understand what I cant
(Naked and alone)
I can be all sorts of people
And the difference is clear...
I'm a stud if I pander
....an a*****e dick if I challenge
A complete afterthought saying nothing
blah, blah, blah
These writing's are irrelevant....
We're all just f*****g narcissists
(Let me know when you're famous)

Reviews

[Gee]

Yep, we wanna be liked. All right for the likes of you but for us thick fuckers, well ,we struggle on crayons in hand scribbling and hoping.
Could I please have a signed photo, T shirt and tickets to your next book launch.
Morning squire, hope all is well with you in the Bahamas

[Davidgeo]

I don't think you got the joke or picked up on any of the sarcasm.

But by all means... jump to conclusions. I'm sure it's much more fun that way. Ugh...

[Gee]

I got it completely, my shite fell flat with you :(

[Davidgeo]

Maybe I'm just cynical.

[Gee]

Hmmmm, perhaps a tad

[Davidgeo]

(I've already gotten a lot of hate mail for this... sorry for being reactionary)

[Gee]

F**k 'em I say. Far to many pretentious bods on here with there heads up their arses. I ain't by any means half decent at this but the pandering and back slapping that takes place over below par writing is beyond belief.

[Davidgeo]

If you say things like that too loudly here you will be black balled. (but I got your back... whatever that means)

[AYVID N]

It is said that being good rises from a place of empathy. And us poor lot need so much of it.

The concluding line does nick the ego a little bit. Ah!

[θεά]

Brilliant jibe on all of us. We blend in due to the relative anonymity we enjoy online but can also take the liberty to abuse and berate due to the same reason. The double standards of adulation and apparent admiration is a self seeking exercise and it's time someone called out on that.