Mother's Little An Hero

Cyberbullying laws exist for todays “too f*****g lazy to parent” type parents   

Relying on ubiquitous threats and uniformed strangers

Instead of sound advice and reliable in-the-flesh interactions

So their kids turn too f*****g emo to live

Because they don’t really know any better

Than not to willingly bathe in their own dumb a*s manufactured internet drama

Putting false hope in a nanny state so as to pretend the internet is a safe space (it is not)

 

                   (nor will it ever be)

 

Until one day, after a few good anon memes about having the most wicked of STD’s. . .

It finally sinks in

The kid realizes

That the state doesn’t really care and their parents are too busy to care

That maybe no one cares. . .

                   (        )

And then, they finally become An Hero

      And more cyberbullying laws are made

         So all those s****y parents can deflect their guilt 

            Before assuming even less responsibility for raising the next emo little An Hero

Reviews

[AYVID N]

"Instead of sound advice and reliable in-the-flesh interactions" - too good to be true, mostly

Lazy a*s parents just want them off their backs. So they give them toys. And kids are very clever these days. They know what they can get away with. Till its too late.

[Davidgeo]

I was lucky to grow up in the '80's and '90's so I didn't really have to deal with s**t like that before I knew better. Though my parents were kinda s****y they made sure I was no emo kid, emotional hardiness and self confidence was something they stressed. I see kids get coddled over self inflicted wounds way to much these days.

[AYVID N]

Most parents are way too addicted to their phones these days to make time for kids :)

[Davidgeo]

Aren't you constantly whining about me being mean? Yet here you are... being what you "preach" against. You are one of the fakest kids I've come across. I'm tempted to check your work for plagiarism. You seem to have that personality.

[AYVID N]

Silente, its crystal clear whose parents neglected him. You are damaged, kiddo. Seriously. Get therapy. It could save your life. So take my advice. Do it.