Inventing Squirrels

A proper trouble maker

Claims he invented squirrels  

     of course

He’s got that 'gotcha' disposition

We see the type only constantly

Me ma says it’s a clown show

     bro

And that dude's like that are a******s

One of billions, actually

     manufactured

Proper slices of dumb a*s

Over time they come

And they come

They come partitioned

But always the same

You can see it

If you look very closely

    it's very dumb

      predictable

       quite profitable

Repetitive

           and easily marketed to

It is you

It is me

We are all this sometimes

                grazing prey

                   being fed

       Then pretending we hunted

Like a******s

Author's Note