What Good's a Ruler if it Stretches?

. I didn't spell check this; it might have AIDS

what good's a ruler if it stretches when you measure s**t?
i've had this headache for years
it's not a tumor, so arnold schwarzenegger says,
i havent been happy for days
(i just said that part)
time is a f*****g mystery to me
i hear that a lot
these, are the days of my lives
our lives, i meant
or something like that. . .
i'm not really a sociopath
I just play one whenever I can
but anyway,
about this headache,
what good's a payoff if the setup's f*****g retarded?
and everyone just, kinda dies at the end. .

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[apennylate]

Bloody awful... Definitely some of the worst, ego-laden, disgustingly self-absorbed writings I have come across in a loooong minute... L2P... L2Write... Useless bumbling moron...
I always win :3