Smugglypuff

i know of a mythical creature hidden amongst us
a very special product of a vertically retarded couple
that were hell bent on spoofing natural selection

from this another parody of a product of human reproduction
a fetus on a path to full on "tranny devito" super sized mcfucktard status

that is, i mean to say,
eventually becoming something very embarrassing

like a full on gender confused jack a*s
full of fat tranny man-rage
prone to fecal artistry
adult diaper blow outs
and long rants on safe space decorum

sometimes called a "walking billboard for the abortion-rights movement"
often committing acts of violence for the sake of self-victimization

eventually this thing grew into an adult living breathing pasquinade
but completely unaware of it
as a completely useless idiot
born to accidently sink its own cause with tremendous sound and fury
and a profound lack of substance
wrapped in an absurd case of entitlement syndrome