the evidence for black holes in Switzerland is deep under a flat earth with baby jesus and the talking dinosaurs
and i bet that's where all the fit birds hang out not up here with a bunch of "dead memes" like me, i bet it's totes full of bomb a*s tweets of very firmly held beliefs, yo lol, the internet, telling people the earth is flat (and some definitely believe it) lol, dr airport security, god damn f*****g safety theater (no one really believes that one) but morality theater, born for the stage... and other mutually contradicting beliefs... eh... everyone's got a pair of something or another and these are characteristics we all (everyone of us) possess but fret not precious we never really had a choice baby doll everyone has their favorite song everyone comes in a particular way and deep within all of us lies at least a little bit of dogma as a survival function... to make it easier
the easiest person to fool must always be yourself
but, why? some would ask... (i don't want to think about it) there's too much to think about (some would say)
true innit? the easiest person to fool is yourself - like we go the blinfolds on but we can no longer even see the blindfolds, crikey! can you just imagine what we would see if we managed to take the blindfold off... iridescent was the first word that came to mind, not sure why - but I will take it out into the world, without my sunglasses, no I want to have the nakedest eyes to see the world now - can't keep covering s**t up, need to strip down, make everything bare again - is that the only way to see the truth? Is that the only way to be the truth?
Posted 7 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
7 Years Ago
No one would be able to masturbate properly without self delusion. I really think the only true thin.. read moreNo one would be able to masturbate properly without self delusion. I really think the only true things are the simple things... like math and s**t.
7 Years Ago
(and masturbation... it's truly delightful)
7 Years Ago
And thanks for reading this. This poem was an abortion survivor...
7 Years Ago
what if you were deluded in yourself whilst masturbating?
7 Years Ago
oh well done poem --- you made it into the birth canal of a fucked up reality ...
7 Years Ago
You seem like kind of a pervert. What do you masturbate to? Are you unseemly?
7 Years Ago
nothing perverted about masturbation - i read something by Osho a while back - talking about sex, an.. read morenothing perverted about masturbation - i read something by Osho a while back - talking about sex, and orgasms, he touched on the point that it is not the other that will give you the greatest climax, no, it is yourself, when you unleash yourself in totality, then you will understand sex and orgasms better than most ever will. And so of course I tried it, and yes of course it does take one to a whole new level.
It's just sex, like everything else, we should try and get the very best out of it.
7 Years Ago
Have to agree w KWP. Masturbation is healthy. Cutting yourself with a knife because of inner torment.. read moreHave to agree w KWP. Masturbation is healthy. Cutting yourself with a knife because of inner torment ? Not quite so.
"Masturbation is regarded as a normal, healthy sexual activity that is pleasant, fulfilling, acceptable, and safe." --WebMD
7 Years Ago
Haha - well that's a very nice description!
7 Years Ago
Whoa... when did cutting come into this? Are you projecting like a creepy dude or did I miss someth.. read moreWhoa... when did cutting come into this? Are you projecting like a creepy dude or did I miss something?
7 Years Ago
Guilt is often associated with self-harm. Some people view "sins" with guilt. Some extreme views mig.. read moreGuilt is often associated with self-harm. Some people view "sins" with guilt. Some extreme views might see masturbation as sin.
and self-harm comes into usage. Flagellation may come into play. There is no greater judge of criticism than ourselves.
7 Years Ago
You seem to be talking yourself into something that is isn't there. Try harder to sound less like a.. read moreYou seem to be talking yourself into something that is isn't there. Try harder to sound less like a d********g next time. Why are you even here?
7 Years Ago
ps... I know who you are d********g
7 Years Ago
you are funny ... ok don't angry ... just laugh :D X (or not)
7 Years Ago
Way to be social, Smalls. LOL !
And yes, KWP, this is funny - but in a sad sort of wa.. read moreWay to be social, Smalls. LOL !
And yes, KWP, this is funny - but in a sad sort of way.
Anyways, I just saw someone was downplaying masturbation and didn't want to see it turn into a convo of being a "sin."
If this convo is truly about you being a survivor of abortion, well - we all have had our difficulties in life. You are not alone and today are amongst friends now. Lighten up !
7 Years Ago
Who the f**k said I was social? Not really my thing at all.
You clearly didn't "see".. read moreWho the f**k said I was social? Not really my thing at all.
You clearly didn't "see" anything because downplaying jerkin off is also not really my thing at all. Did you even read any of this thread? I'm pretty sure you just wanted to comment for another reason. I can think of two --- either you're a f*****g moron or your another d********g from the d********g brigade with one of their long term alter ego/fake profiles. Whichever it is, go f**k yourself and get lost.... Ha... "way to be social..." jack a*s.
7 Years Ago
Yes, I read your poem. I thought it was good. Was hoping to be friends and maybe learn more about yo.. read moreYes, I read your poem. I thought it was good. Was hoping to be friends and maybe learn more about you.
But - I think you're more interested in starting a fight rather than conversation.
I leave you with your own words,
"The easiest person to fool must always be yourself."
And - with what you wrote here, you have most definitely established it.
Look me up sometime when you grow up and can learn to laugh at yourself ... until then ...
7 Years Ago
If you need a friend, buy a dog. I have no respect for people who just barge in with an opinion tot.. read moreIf you need a friend, buy a dog. I have no respect for people who just barge in with an opinion totally irrelevant to the conversaton at hand. If you maybe started your own conversation about something RELEVANT and not just ignorant "i wanna say something just to say something BS" then perhaps you would have had a different experience. But, I know enough about you now to know I want nothing to do with you... so... bye bye now tool bag. Feel free not to respond, I'm only going to get nastier the more you keep talking.
Actually I'm blocking you at this point. You really are acerbic, even in favorable circumstances, an.. read moreActually I'm blocking you at this point. You really are acerbic, even in favorable circumstances, and I don't want your crass words on my site.
So as nicely as I can say it. Take care of yourself. Adieu.
7 Years Ago
You haven't blocked me yet. I will never visit your page... fear not. Now, get lost fuckface.
7 Years Ago
Now it blocked me... ah... ha.. I might be a terrible person and I find that to be f*****g hilariou.. read moreNow it blocked me... ah... ha.. I might be a terrible person and I find that to be f*****g hilarious.
true innit? the easiest person to fool is yourself - like we go the blinfolds on but we can no longer even see the blindfolds, crikey! can you just imagine what we would see if we managed to take the blindfold off... iridescent was the first word that came to mind, not sure why - but I will take it out into the world, without my sunglasses, no I want to have the nakedest eyes to see the world now - can't keep covering s**t up, need to strip down, make everything bare again - is that the only way to see the truth? Is that the only way to be the truth?
Posted 7 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
7 Years Ago
No one would be able to masturbate properly without self delusion. I really think the only true thin.. read moreNo one would be able to masturbate properly without self delusion. I really think the only true things are the simple things... like math and s**t.
7 Years Ago
(and masturbation... it's truly delightful)
7 Years Ago
And thanks for reading this. This poem was an abortion survivor...
7 Years Ago
what if you were deluded in yourself whilst masturbating?
7 Years Ago
oh well done poem --- you made it into the birth canal of a fucked up reality ...
7 Years Ago
You seem like kind of a pervert. What do you masturbate to? Are you unseemly?
7 Years Ago
nothing perverted about masturbation - i read something by Osho a while back - talking about sex, an.. read morenothing perverted about masturbation - i read something by Osho a while back - talking about sex, and orgasms, he touched on the point that it is not the other that will give you the greatest climax, no, it is yourself, when you unleash yourself in totality, then you will understand sex and orgasms better than most ever will. And so of course I tried it, and yes of course it does take one to a whole new level.
It's just sex, like everything else, we should try and get the very best out of it.
7 Years Ago
Have to agree w KWP. Masturbation is healthy. Cutting yourself with a knife because of inner torment.. read moreHave to agree w KWP. Masturbation is healthy. Cutting yourself with a knife because of inner torment ? Not quite so.
"Masturbation is regarded as a normal, healthy sexual activity that is pleasant, fulfilling, acceptable, and safe." --WebMD
7 Years Ago
Haha - well that's a very nice description!
7 Years Ago
Whoa... when did cutting come into this? Are you projecting like a creepy dude or did I miss someth.. read moreWhoa... when did cutting come into this? Are you projecting like a creepy dude or did I miss something?
7 Years Ago
Guilt is often associated with self-harm. Some people view "sins" with guilt. Some extreme views mig.. read moreGuilt is often associated with self-harm. Some people view "sins" with guilt. Some extreme views might see masturbation as sin.
and self-harm comes into usage. Flagellation may come into play. There is no greater judge of criticism than ourselves.
7 Years Ago
You seem to be talking yourself into something that is isn't there. Try harder to sound less like a.. read moreYou seem to be talking yourself into something that is isn't there. Try harder to sound less like a d********g next time. Why are you even here?
7 Years Ago
ps... I know who you are d********g
7 Years Ago
you are funny ... ok don't angry ... just laugh :D X (or not)
7 Years Ago
Way to be social, Smalls. LOL !
And yes, KWP, this is funny - but in a sad sort of wa.. read moreWay to be social, Smalls. LOL !
And yes, KWP, this is funny - but in a sad sort of way.
Anyways, I just saw someone was downplaying masturbation and didn't want to see it turn into a convo of being a "sin."
If this convo is truly about you being a survivor of abortion, well - we all have had our difficulties in life. You are not alone and today are amongst friends now. Lighten up !
7 Years Ago
Who the f**k said I was social? Not really my thing at all.
You clearly didn't "see".. read moreWho the f**k said I was social? Not really my thing at all.
You clearly didn't "see" anything because downplaying jerkin off is also not really my thing at all. Did you even read any of this thread? I'm pretty sure you just wanted to comment for another reason. I can think of two --- either you're a f*****g moron or your another d********g from the d********g brigade with one of their long term alter ego/fake profiles. Whichever it is, go f**k yourself and get lost.... Ha... "way to be social..." jack a*s.
7 Years Ago
Yes, I read your poem. I thought it was good. Was hoping to be friends and maybe learn more about yo.. read moreYes, I read your poem. I thought it was good. Was hoping to be friends and maybe learn more about you.
But - I think you're more interested in starting a fight rather than conversation.
I leave you with your own words,
"The easiest person to fool must always be yourself."
And - with what you wrote here, you have most definitely established it.
Look me up sometime when you grow up and can learn to laugh at yourself ... until then ...
7 Years Ago
If you need a friend, buy a dog. I have no respect for people who just barge in with an opinion tot.. read moreIf you need a friend, buy a dog. I have no respect for people who just barge in with an opinion totally irrelevant to the conversaton at hand. If you maybe started your own conversation about something RELEVANT and not just ignorant "i wanna say something just to say something BS" then perhaps you would have had a different experience. But, I know enough about you now to know I want nothing to do with you... so... bye bye now tool bag. Feel free not to respond, I'm only going to get nastier the more you keep talking.
Actually I'm blocking you at this point. You really are acerbic, even in favorable circumstances, an.. read moreActually I'm blocking you at this point. You really are acerbic, even in favorable circumstances, and I don't want your crass words on my site.
So as nicely as I can say it. Take care of yourself. Adieu.
7 Years Ago
You haven't blocked me yet. I will never visit your page... fear not. Now, get lost fuckface.
7 Years Ago
Now it blocked me... ah... ha.. I might be a terrible person and I find that to be f*****g hilariou.. read moreNow it blocked me... ah... ha.. I might be a terrible person and I find that to be f*****g hilarious.