Lolcow

Snowflakey by nature

Cheeseball douchers

Demanding

To live lavishly without lifting a finger

Demanding to fight naked

Shocked when it hurts more

Without armor

The actively offended

Strapped with selfies and no sense of humor

Who hates a game but keeps playing it anyway?

F*****g crybullies

Snowflakey and common

Demanding to blame someone else for the pain

Of not being able to play

In the wild, with the real animals

Blaming success for their failure

Lolcow....

You f*****g disgust me

But god damn do you amuse me

When getting milked for the lulz

You make such funny sounding moos

Reviews

[Papaya]

lolcow is a funny word, I just looked it up.
Some people are just so gullible and easy targets I guess.
I leave this poem with an enriched vocabulary at least...

[Davidgeo]

At the very least I hope.

[Kathrin S]

Interesting read with some very good lines (e.g. 'To live lavishly without lifting a finger'). I thought 'crybullies' was very creative!

I had to look up what a 'lolcow' is - never heard of it before.

[Davidgeo]

Lolcow is a funny word.