I Live in Candy Country

I live in candy country.

Never knowing what you're gonna get,

I know with any luck at all,

It's still probably gonna be pretty sweet.

I know that bad luck still grows,

Prolifically.

Still,

Even with a little of that bad luck,

You might get something with a little f*****g coconut.

The god damn worst, but, it's still pretty f*****g sweet.

I can still hate the ones with that awful coconut jizz

Inside if I want to.

With slimy textured strands of, most likely,

Imitation coconut flesh.

I swear they only make that to piss people off,

With sweetness.

The food industry is jerks.

Especially in candy country.

Nothin' but jerk faces and a*s hats.

Talking candy,

And distraction.

"I was spinning free (Whoa,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh)
with a little sweet and simple numbing me"

-  Jimmy Eat(s) World(s)

Author's Note

Reviews

[Papaya]

Lol. This is funny. I'm laughing because I love coconut!
Like those little chocolate Mounds bars with those stringy bits of coconut. I mean, C'mon. .. how can you NOT like that. You're funny.
this poem is funny. I'm sure if there's a serious message in here it went right over my head.

[Davidgeo]

Almond Joy or something, yeah, they were okay.

[Papaya]

: )

[aLittlePain]

I'm laughing like an lunatic...this is a crack up! Love it. Bounty bars are the business btw.

[Davidgeo]

It makes me chuckle too... thanks.

[aLittlePain]

We need lots of this goodness

[Davidgeo]

cheers to that my friend