The Postal Service

Neatly placing my licky stickers on packets

Full of bills, maybe stupid love letters

Or hate mails, maybe poisons, maybe drugs

Maybe nothings, some folks just like to mail stuff

You know, "things"

Perhaps a timed device, perhaps a letter full of triggers

Detonators, catalogues, real estate magazines, coupons

For junk foods

        though

Less and less these days

The service is in a desperate decline

Unfortunate (not really)

Though hardly unpredictable

Some say it's the finance

How certain things are collected

I say it's a different circumstance

             something else entirely

Something not everyone can make

Something everyone wants to see

Everybody loves a good naked body

With "things", in on and around it

So....

Whatever medium the porn comes in

Cheaply

            (even freely?!)

It's what will be sticking

No longer the pages of my old porn mags...

Not anymore, for that I have special rags

That clean plastic real easy

             so then

What's left in the box is now for the collector's

Or senders 

The point is specificity

The ordered goods

The d****s, the ball gags, the French ticklers, the flesh-lights....

             moving on

I pay "Mr Bills" online

I'll never collect stamps

I'm no collector of anything

Not really

Maybe records

Maybe skulls

No d****s

Maybe one flesh-light 

I won't miss the mailman that much

Reviews

[Papaya]

Canada Post is keeping us in our toes here, always threatening to strike. I have to admit I don't know what they're striking for now because it's happened so many times I don't really care anymore.

I pay my bills online. I don't do much shopping on line but if I did I would just pay extra to have it sent by UPS or Fed-Ex.

I think that this is a service that will become obsolete.

What is a flesh-light anyway. You don't have to answer that if its not appropriate to answer it publicly.
I was just curious. Anyway, good poem.

[Davidgeo]

It looks like a giant flash light but inside is a lifelike replication of a vagina.

[Papaya]

Oh!!!! Lol! :)
That is not at all what I thought it was!!
Way way off. Ha!

[Davidgeo]

What did you think it was? I'm just curious.

[Papaya]

Well I thought it was like one of those wands they use at the airport except it has an ultra-violet light on it so that you can admire neon body art in the dark. :)

I mean, who wouldn't want one of those, right?

[Davidgeo]

I'm sure they actually make that. You should get one mailed to you.

[Papaya]

I would except I don't know what they're called now.

[Davidgeo]

You know what the other thing is called... just order a flesh-light and pretend it's that other thing. It's already pretending to be something else anyway, it could pretend to be a UV body light as well.

[Papaya]

I'm on a tight budget. :)

[Davidgeo]

Flesh lights are kind of expensive. For the good ones I'm sure it's quite a bit, perverts are usually willing to invest pretty deeply in their hobbies. Though, I've heard some people just heat up a watermelon or other large piece of fruit in the oven, cut a hole in it then "get jiggy" with it that way. All for under 8 dollars American.

[Papaya]

Or an orange.

[Davidgeo]

You're lucky I already wrote my absurd thing of the day. So, I'm just going to do some yard work instead. You all a bunch of perverts up in this hen hizzy....