My Sphere

.focused and selective irrationality.

Welcome to my insane-o-sphere!

Take a ride on my lovely swamp donkey....

For money, you will pay for this, all of it.

It comes with hot fruit and swamp gravy?

That god damn swamp donkey,

He's a privileged little shitlord.

He's so lucky he makes me money...

It's a sacrifice.

(only an a*****e would say that)

That donkey is one hell of a good time,

However,

He is a soft bigot.

If you're a mule, that is,

He'll talk some mad s**t.

His expectations for you will generally be,

very f*****g low.

However and....

Don't worry lad, he's just a swamp donkey.

You won't feel real bad off of that,

You haven't met me yet.

Baby doll...

My insanity is rational,

Or something close to it.

F*****g swamp donkey's...

I hear it's easier on a proper horse,

Or perhaps an idiot man.

Or something close to it.

　You're here for my pleasure

     My profit...

That's my sacrifice.

(Said the pile of s**t.)

Reviews

[T. Edana Talbott]

This was really unique haha, I found it extremely entertaining, John. I can't say I know for sure what the meaning behind it is, but I found my mind leaning towards a prostitute and her disdain for her pimp lol.
Anyways, really creative and interesting piece.

[Davidgeo]

My name is actually Dave...

I'm glad ya liked it. Who cares what it really means? I've already forgotten and the words still make me chuckle.

[T. Edana Talbott]

Lol, well hey Dave. I think I'll adopt "Swamp donkey" as my new go-to insult :D xD

[Davidgeo]

The prostitute/john thing actually fits better than the original meaning.... you b***h! Well done.

[T. Edana Talbott]

Boo-yah :D

[Davidgeo]

To the clever girl goes the spoils.... You can have this poem if you want, take it and make it yours... I'm not good enough to monetize my work myself but if you find a way to twist this just right, I just know it could be publishable. Take it as all your own if you can make it better, it would make me very happy. I'm just horrible at developing good work, I have no patience.

[T. Edana Talbott]

That's very kind of you, sir. I'm very flattered. But, I honestly think this is perfect as is. Sometimes the beauty in a poem is it's mystery.

[Davidgeo]

Call me sir one more time and I will kidnap your pets and sell them China. (they eat pets in rural china)

[T. Edana Talbott]

Lol sorry Dave :D

[sheandherself]

This is reeally interesting, as I have no idea what it should mean but it got me chuckling. also the line "He's a privileged little shitlord" just got me.