It's Ontological Holmes

Put on an abstract top hat

Think about the bizarre thing

Put a plural on that

Open yourself

(forget things)

Make up stories

Like Man-Dogs vs Tiger-Mice'n

Scented candles in a suana

Particle man, Triangle man

Genetically engineered turbo fairy's

How about other stupid things in the name of

Ten Million micro dragons going toe to toe with F**k Faced Frodo

And that a*****e wizard too

Jack-hoff-Mc-White Stick the 2nd

Even then... in the depths of our most private moments

In our greatest absurdity

(crescendo redacted)

Purify that 'n distill it

From that which you find most absurd

And from all of that - take much from it

(they will never know)

(intentional space)

Still it's never really at all likely; your "most absurd"

Of all the things

(even that of which you will not speak about)

Even at the very limit of human

His least paltry imagination

That is a mind that still operates due to rules

Upon rules and the rule that we

Don't

Know all the f*****g rules

So we explore

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God damn it! Again?

Confined within cages

Called perception, called prejudice

Pride, delusions

Of rage and of grandeur

In and out of love, oh that's the worst

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We all prefer delusions

So it goes

We humans are truth averse

Allergic to so much

Reality and it's blind rules

Rigid and viscous

(secret and sacred)

It gets so repetitive

So f*****g boring

So tragic

Death needs more reason

(....)

With me abstract top hat

And my clearly imagined delusions of things

Of anything 

Of Man-Mice fights and Cat-Dog feasts

Immortal flying raccoon utopias?

In peril

Waging war against the Dino-Servals of West Africa?

Sure, why the f**k not?

Make it a plural

Let us call it on reason

"that than which nothing greater can be conceived" (Anselm of Canterbury)

My great Deluge of Delusion, ah, it's absolute heaven

Everybody's got time for that

You're damned if you don't

It's not that much fun if you won't