Whitney's Crack Pipe

Pick up whitney's crack pipe

Take the pills that dude prince gave you

　

You're not too wonderful to die

Obese and on a diet

You lose weight when you die

Or become addicted to good heroin

Even bad heroin should do it

Needles are for great singers

And bad people

　

Don't drink without excess in mind

Choke on your own vomit for the win

It's a messy way to end that, but effective

None the less

　

Living pure is overrated

Take the arrogance that 'god' gave you

Cut yourself deep with it

Then hang someone else with it

Afterward, live off room service

Past accomplishments

And obese star fuckers

Of course, put down whitney's crack pipe

Unless you feel living is purely overrated