I've Had Feelings Delicous

It's how I feel you///// my sober under ether /// an excerpt from a little talk with a large scoundrel, a thing even I detest //// with vigor

(((you really don't want to know how this started)))).   "............Or are you here simply to regurgitate and play the reindeer games?  Based off of the "talk show void"?   Like a troll without substance, no particular experience then?  Like a bad joke, the one without meaning... the tabloid stain turned into a fake a*s template of a troll toll spoken word drivel fest? Well mate, I have to say I think that be you kid. And I despise you.   You lack skill and you push this faux effort, ugh, friend-o... I'll check in on you again later. Skill up kid in the mean time, I can see why you're stuck pouting about nonsense to no one.

If you want tips on exposure hit me up privately.  (you're embarrassing yourself mate, don't try so hard)

Good luck chump-o.

I'm the real troll, the real goblin, the real freak... dr f**k with your mind aka mr spectacular... and I see you and in this moment, I deem you unsatisfactory my friend."

I have no feelings.

They taste too good.

Reviews

[Barbara Walker]

I have to say, I'm impressed with your ability to take words that I, personally, don't hear very often in everyday conversation and make these delicious sentences with them. Im one of those poor saps that can think of some great rejoinders, etc. about four hours after I needed them. Me outloud-tongue-tied. Me later- brilliant conversations in my head.

[Davidgeo]

It ain't easy bein' cheesy. I think we all suffer from 'out loud' tongue tying. For myself, it's why I write s**t down and integrate my thoughts over time. Though... in this instance, it was a real conversation with a dude named 'fleamailman'. I have my moments in real time... from time to time. Thanks for not being a dick.

[TL Boehm]

I can't drink beer anymore and I am too lazy to sit down and discipline myself to write a shred of poetry. It would be string of garbled expletives and snottiness. So I come here. With no off switch and a headache and I'm trying to be intelligent but this:
I have no feelings.
They taste too good.
It made me chuckle. And that's probably wrong.

[Davidgeo]

It's the only decent part of that thing anyway. I think it may make more sense if I change it to - 'I have no feelings/they tasted too good' (tasted instead of taste). Eh, whatever... this one kind of sucked anyway.

[Sir Drift & Mr. Pulse]

this sounds like a dispute yu typically have with writers here. lol. am I wrong?

[Davidgeo]

It's about a video tape we share.... a 1997 VHS copy of a NYC police sanctioned gang rape of some taco vendors and their pets... just back off holmes... this is obviously, very. f*****g. serious. (I bend a mean taco bro..) (

[Sir Drift & Mr. Pulse]

hmmmmm wow wouldnt have guessed that

[Davidgeo]

Jesus... I can't justify that... who the f**k wrote that?

[Davidgeo]

Staff meeting time