How I Really Feel About Your Self Published Fantasy Novel

You won't be surprised.... unless you're surprised of course.

A response/review to a question regarding advise on a book title ---

Easy... just call it --- "Generic Self Published Fantasy Novel #9309482098302058450982350825"

Have you people even heard of the term "market research"? Ever hear the words "over" and "Saturation" used together in the same sentence?

It really doesn't matter what you call this... it would be the similar to giving an individual rain drop a proper name.

"Writers" like you are flooding the market with this cheap-o self published ego pumping self indulgent drivel.... you make it harder for real writers with a real voice and an actual topic. God damn s**t can sitcoms of the literary world... a non contribution at best a dumbing down at worst.

Reviews

[crispysloe]

Fantastic, since I last encountered you... You have done NOTHING but prove me right... Harassing woman after woman with asinine rage... Instead of being able to make any valid counter-arguments... You fell for the EXACT trick you proclaimed to use on Lyn and I.. Get baited, you sexist coward... Bet it feels real good to take that angst out on those who can not defend themselves... I rest my case... Figured someone like you would do the work for me... *Slow-claps*... But, like I said before, PLEASE, continue to troll me, troll others near me... PLEASE... It dedicates a level of energetic commitment I do not even get from my biggest fans... Keep proving you are my number one supporter, and remember... Having chosen me as your fixated god, my power will continue to increase as you menially cast stones before a great swell... L2P, you just lost, again, by your own hand... Predictable to the end... Toodlez, Darlin', and godspeed... I... I win. (Deleting my words now, eh? Have I really gotten to you THAT bad? The emails of support I receive about you... You might be my next step towards stardom)... I should probably thank you... I will not, cause you are nothing more but a stepping stone for those with real talent, but you know... I really should... I win, again and always, Darlin'... *Blows-kiss*

[Sir Aphid]

This is harsh and funny. Well done. :D

[Terpsichore]

You've deleted my comment. Naughty, naughty, and there was me agreeing with you that vanity publishing is not only crap, it's pointless.

So tell me, apart from the stuff you churn out for this site, which is clearly just done to piss people off, as it has absolutely no literary merit, have you actually written anything half decent?

T

[Davidgeo]

I don't know anto, you should just google one of the dozens of people you lunatics seem to think I am. There's probably an actual writer in there somewhere... go with that.

[Davidgeo]

Um,,, obviously I didn't delete your comment Anto... it would say "comment deleted by author" if I did that. For a liar and a sociopath you are f*****g awful at bullshitting... damn, just pure embarrassment... Anto. Your parents must be very proud of pretending your don't exist.

[crispysloe]

Fantastic, since I last encountered you... You have done NOTHING but prove me right... Harassing woman after woman with asinine rage... Instead of being able to make any valid counter-arguments... You fell for the EXACT trick you proclaimed to use on Lyn and I.. Get baited, you sexist coward... Bet it feels real good to take that angst out on those who can not defend themselves... I rest my case... Figured someone like you would do the work for me... *Slow-claps*... But, like I said before, PLEASE, continue to troll me, troll others near me... PLEASE... It dedicates a level of energetic commitment I do not even get from my biggest fans... Keep proving you are my number one supporter, and remember... Having chosen me as your fixated god, my power will continue to increase as you menially cast stones before a great swell... L2P, you just lost, again, by your own hand... Predictable to the end... Toodlez, Darlin', and godspeed... I... I win. (Deleting my words now, eh? Have I really gotten to you THAT bad? The emails of support I receive about you... You might be my next step towards stardom)... I should probably thank you... I will not, cause you are nothing more but a stepping stone for those with real talent, but you know... I really should... I win, again and always, Darlin'... *Blows-kiss*