I Wonder if They Know?

And just can't help it...

They are doing the very thing I set them up for.... are they really this stupid?  Or can they just not help themselves?

Childish ignorance, unfiltered rage and misplaced frustration... these are adults?  Not a chance.

http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/listofdemands/1727152/#comment-3888330

Reviews

[mattblack123]

Deep inside, your dog secretly hungers for more than the companionship offered in the usual human – dog relationship. They are LONELY, and tired of all these mutts who don’t know what they’re doing f*****g them so roughly. That is where you come in. We humans are much more intelligent than dogs, and thus can make better lovers IF we educate ourselves. Plus, dogs make great lovers for humans as well. Their sloppy tongue feels great against my balls, and their oral skills on girls far surpasses that of any human male due to them having much longer tongues enabling them to reach places a human can not.

Anatomy

Before you can proceed to making sweet love to your dog, you must first understand their sexual anatomy. This is crucial to being able to sexually satisfy your dog.

Females

Before they have their first heat, the opening of the vagina is very small. Once it opens up for the b***h’s first heat, the opening never goes back to as small as it once was, though it will shrink a bit when she is no longer in heat. Depending on how large the dog is, the first 1 – 2 inches of the vagina is at a 45 degree angle upwards, then goes on a few more inches until it ends at the cervix. Inside her vagina is also her bladder, which she urinates from. She also has a clitoris just inside her vulva. Here is a diagram:



Heat cycles are also important to know if you are going to be penetrating her vagina so that you will be aware of when she will be most receptive to your come on. The first stage is proestrus. The b***h’s vagina swells up and releases a bloody discharge. The stage lasts for five to nine days and she will NOT be receptive to your sexual come ons in this stage. The next stage, extrus, is when she will be the most receptive. The stage also lasts five to nine days and is when the b***h will be open to your love.

Males

Dog penises are very different to that of humans. They have a bone inside of their penis to provide support, and it enclosed in a sheath in order to keep it protected from the environment. Sperm is produced in testicles similar to that of us humans though.

Bet you read this all the way through. Don't forget to clean up your mess. Wouldn't want momma finding those sticky sheets, would we.

[Sangeetha]

OMG I TOTS understand and can relate in my workplace there are some people who act like children who need to get their s**t together...mind my language but office politics something I don't wanna deal with, and I'm literally a teen if I can understand this I think you did an excellent job of sending a short messege with a powerful impact. You go dude! At least I hope this is what you were going for if not than...well that's embarrassing. Haha

[Davidgeo]

Never use OMG or TOTES ... f*****g ever.... for any reason if you are interacting with me. I can't stand that s**t and besides this I will not respond to it.

[Sangeetha]

Ok someone's a major grumpy pants. If you didn't like it you could of just said it nicely...geez.

[Davidgeo]

No... I just don't like that texting spell bullshit. It's a writing site. Spell you're words or at least try to. Also, I don't give a s**t about your feelings. Am I not nice to you? Stop f*****g talking to me.

[Sangeetha]

Ooh you meant use full length words ok than that's all I needed to clarify..thanks I Guess ? And I don't really care if you hurt my feelings or don't, I'm a brick wall I can take it...and I will take you up on that request I'll be out of here for good...have a " nice" day.

[thecavaliar]

Morning Cheese dong.

Had a bit of time on my hands so I thought I'd have a scroll through your stuff. Got to fifty and guess how many non troll reviews you've had, 43 in all, (wow! 0.86 of a review per scribble on average,) and that includes some so-called writers who are probably fake profiles created by you.
Reality check time Jizzy, no-one is interested, got it! so it's time to head for the hills, because this isn't getting you anywhere.

[ANTO]

Like the old joke - they think it's all over... it is now...
I like it. :)

[Davidgeo]

You're still trolling me? On a story about yourself no less, seems about right I guess. Hurry up and pass out, you are a very annoying drunk.

[Davidgeo]

Yup, that jibes with the Wordman/Ron Parrish bio I was given. At least they got that right... now, are you guys sure this isn't someone pretending to be ANTO? Because you both seem pretty close in stupidity.

[ANTO]

"I was given.." lmao - hey are you a secret super spy sent in to "accept this mission ..." - gimme ye olde break lol

[ANTO]

Yeah some music - perhaps a nice rondeau ... and a nice chianti with fava beans.. Hhhhssssssffffff

[ANTO]

I wanna be a super spy - hey dude where do you get your missions from ???

[Davidgeo]

You have myriad enemies on other sites. I do stuff like this all the time to people just like you. It's probably why you look so feeble at the moment.

[ANTO]

myriad enemies ...whoooooooo .... *knees knocking*
Your chit-chat gives you away DD

[Davidgeo]

Yeah sure. Who's DD? Is that a new avatar of mine? Dungeons and Dragons fan? You're just taking shots in the dark man, try tomorrow when you sober up.

[ANTO]

Aww boo hoo - my bestie needs a hug ((((hugs))))

[ANTO]

Group hugs anyone (((((((((anto's bestie)))))))

[ANTO]

I love you bestie

[ANTO]

I'm so glad you chose WC and not some other site to find your newest bestest friend

[Davidgeo]

This is getting sad to witness. It's getting hard for me to insult you. I'm just sad for you now.

[ANTO]

still ... its great to have a best friend like you

[Davidgeo]

You're just repeating yourself now, so, this is where I'll leave you tonight... seriously, don't drive when your this drunk and if you feel like hurting yourself CALL someone... despite what I say you are never alone. Good luck to you

[ANTO]

Okay - want I should tuck you in ?

[ANTO]

S**t ... who'll I play with now... d****t

[ANTO]

Come on back I swear I'll be nice Jizzbert

[ANTO]

Jizzbert ... noooooooooooooooooooooooooo *echoes into the distance*

[Sangeetha]

It's ok dude Im guessing he doesn't like people backing him up either... Jizzy's got the grumpy's.