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Starring my fist up your a*s.... part of a prequel trilogy to another trilogy about the same thing...

I have some deconstructive criticism if you have the balls and the discipline... Do you have the testicular fortitude to handle my hot steamy criticisms all over your comment box?

It's almost meta... like, comment sections and poems --- I can't tell the difference anymore!!!

They are coming to get me aren't they?

This has gone rather poorly then, hasn't it boys?

Reviews

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I think this went somewhat poorly, but I like your freestyle of poetry or writing. Sorry we don't see eye to eye on whether magic works, I guess. Was that hacked or was that you?

You gave up trying to teach dogs to bark? What does that mean? You have no hope of me being sane like you and believing there is no magic or teaching me logic? Both, either, or what?

You seem to have some good points, but experience shows otherwise. That does not mean they are coming to get you! Hahahahas! Some hahaha!

[Davidgeo]

I am your friend. If you can figure out a way to talk to me without the invalid logic... we could probably learn a great deal from one another. I can detach myself... can you? It ain't magic but it's no simple task. Think on it friend-o.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I did not know that we are already friends here. I appreciate that and your nice tone in this response. I had a mixture of a good and not so good time talking to you.

I will try to learn to talk to you without what you say is invalid logic; without an example of what you mean, I don't know what I can do.

I think you are right that we can learn a lot from each other; I look forwards to that possibility.

I will try not to write you so much so you can attend to others. I think you will like the people at Writer's Cafe over time. We seem to be an intellectual bunch with good writing skills, yourself included.

Have a great day or night, friend.

[Davidgeo]

First and only order of business for the day: streamlining of written communication.

Methods deemed most likye to succeed: Form argument simplicity; (i.e. IF this THAN that, EITHER or, Nill, and affirm)

note: you may amend this memo with pertinent data for review but no official changes will be made without unilateral consensus.



Respond in any way to acknowledge the stipulations of this memo to be binding in regard to parties present. Thank you.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Affirm. Affirm. Affirm.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

You can write me site mail if you are interested in more streamlined communication. I have a good time talking to you, and you are right: there may NOT be magic. I take that as a possibility.

First order of business for you: try not to be condescending to me.

Second order of business: Let's try to keep communications down in number as well as to learn from each other.

Work for you?

[Davidgeo]

I will never contact you off this site

[The Archangel Gabriel]

That is fine if you do not want to contact me off the site. Very well. Let's move and and learn some. You can find a lot of interesting articles by me here. You did say that you would read anything by me; I hope you mean that. Sorry some of it was not well written; I can write better with editing of a work.

Well met.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

I have the balls and discipline for your criticism.

You seem to jump around a bit much. You understand your deep thought, but I do not. Can you take a little time to explain what you mean?

What do you mean that poems and comments are the same thing here? I see a noted difference.

If you write in real time your prose, isn't it close to poetry?

[Davidgeo]

Nah, man. I seriously think you are operating with an invalid logic. I can't be responsible for you. I hope you understand.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

You did not specify my improper logic. I am only answering a few of your reports now. Can we agree to disagree? Don't you think that there is a good argument you are delusional for not believing in magic if it is true or that you are psychotic?

I will talk to you if you want. Did somebody hack your account, or are you really going off on me that much while saying you won't talk to me?

First you said that you will read anything I write; then you say that you won't participate. Have it your way.

Well met. Sorry if you have been hacked. I did not say MUSIC: YOU NEVER REALLY LIKED ME ANYWAYS... I did not say anything to negative, but you seemed to rail on this place, a place for serious authors. So, we don't have many? So what? People are doing their thing.

Mean people suck!

[Davidgeo]

Sorry fellow, I gave up trying to teach dogs how to bark long ago. I'm just a simple human, you know?

[The Archangel Gabriel]

Okay. If you give up your trying to tell me what is illogical, I will just assume that it is not. Your general complaints which amount to nothing but your ignorance of the facts and rude disposition are not appreciated. Got it?

[Davidgeo]

I'm not able to participate in a conversation with you, it would be immoral to entertain your destructive medical "beliefs". I'm sorry, but in good conscious I have to say no thank you.

[Davidgeo]

Please follow the advise of your primary care physician

[The Archangel Gabriel]

That's what I thought. You don't have better medicine than me. You don't want to talk about it; you want to hide it. That's what I am thinking of your unwillingness to talk and show us better.

I have already heard of medicine without magic, and I listen to my primary doctor and mental health doctor as well. They have good reviews of medicine, I think.

Fine. Be that way.

[The Archangel Gabriel]

You should read THE POLITICS OF HEALING I and II. What's wrong with that medicine. Oh, sorry. you don't want to talk medicine. Then, let's talk writing if you want or just chat.

Fine. Be that way!

[Davidgeo]

Please follow the advice of your primary care physician

[Another Relic]

http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/Ohioman/1727786/

[Elise Anton]

"Dude, that's so meta. Stop before my brain explodes." c/o Urban Dictionary.

Funny. They ARE coming to get you but only because you want them to, so really, YOU are going to them.
One part I agree with. I think you don't need to be told which part. Besides I couldn't articulate it as well as you do.

[Davidgeo]

I bet you could articulate it just fine.

[ThePaperPrincess]

Abrasive, yet unthreatening. You have potential but I think you either have to construct your anger more coherently or let some of it go. Either way, your writing isn't terrible.

[Davidgeo]

Construct it more coherently? What does that even mean? Your review is a meaningless half compliment. Thanks for nothing. If your going to waste my time at least be interesting or clever... Either way, your review was dog s**t.

[ThePaperPrincess]

Your insults really aren't that scary. Believe me worse has been said to me. You seem like the kind of person who throws up gang signs in group photos because you think that it makes you look cool.

[Davidgeo]

Why would insults be frightening? WHat kind of p***y even thinks like that? Jesus Christ you people are softer than newborn baby s**t.

[ThePaperPrincess]

Hey you told me to be at least interesting or clever, you want me to drop any big words I have and be complete honest no BS, straight forward? here it is. You really come off as a dick most of the time. I think that you have some anger in ya that you need to let go of. You're actually a really good writer and i've thoroughly enjoyed most of what you have written. This piece not so much but hey I don't expect everyone to like everything I write.

[Davidgeo]

Yes, you keep saying I have anger. Okay. Why is that a bad thing? Would you not have anger if you have seen or learned of horrific things? Would smiling after eating s**t be a logical thing for a logical man? I'm sorry but I couldn't live maybe so fancy, classy or lovey like you maybe it's my fault then; my upbringin wasn't so devastatingly positive and my adulthood maybe had some unfortunate stations or maybe I just think there's so much faux sincerity that I thought I'd change it up a bit.... I don't know... pick one, it doesn't matter.. just think outside your happy little box sometime, don't just ask someone not to be angry maybe ask why they are angry. Dumb a*s. Right now, at this moment, people like YOU are why I'm angry.

[ThePaperPrincess]

I think your anger is directed at the wrong people sometimes, you're lashing out when you could be using it constructively.
And tell me if I asked you why you're angry would I get an honest answer or a snappy comeback.

[Davidgeo]

Did you not understand what I said or did you just not read it? I can break that s**t down Barney style for you if you need... I will do that for you.

[Davidgeo]

DO you understand what I said two replies ago or not? Honestly? Is crucial that you do

[ThePaperPrincess]

you can be constructive without coming across as a dick. it's called being an adult.

[Davidgeo]

So, yes no do you or don't you?

[ThePaperPrincess]

I do not. Disliked barney anyways. Too much singing. But hey if you're going to sing to me go for it, I love being serenaded.

[Davidgeo]

I love you, you love me... nah, that's too much. What I mean is the presence of anger is not inherently misdirected or a bad aspect of a poem or story. If you look at it like that as you clearly do you miss the entire point. Which is fine but don't pretend like your point is my point, or should be my point. WHo the f**k are you to say what I should do with my anger? Your review was retarded and a projection of your expectation of what I should be doing with my voice....

[ThePaperPrincess]

thats your opinion my friend. And i'm glad you have one.

[Davidgeo]

good enough