Through the eyes of a simpleton, I see greatness. But who am I to see anything? To say I like it? I read it ten times over and every time I smiled? Every time, I shifted focus to a new word and I examined it as solitary, as something I wish I could have pronounced, announced... written? Who am I to say I saw complexity in the simple words and logic between the parentheses? What am I even talking about? I have to publicly admit to liking something so much I wish my fingers had struck those keys instead of yours?
You'll bite my head off, call me a bunch of stuff full of self-righteousness. It won't matter though because I read it and I lost and I found some of myself inside it. Any forthcoming judgement of my facile opinion will be worth it. So, thank you. If you hadn't called me simple I may never have read this. I would have missed out on the losing and the finding, see?
I like it. A lot. It's beautiful. There, I said it.
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
It is a pretty thing I think; nothing very dark or profane found it's way in (I don't always have co.. read moreIt is a pretty thing I think; nothing very dark or profane found it's way in (I don't always have control of that, many things go unpublished because of it). Just think of all the stuff I spew that you didn't wish you wrote, it'll balance that unwelcomed envy right quick.
Haha nice comeback, was thinking the same thing myself. Everything balances out in the end. Or not. .. read moreHaha nice comeback, was thinking the same thing myself. Everything balances out in the end. Or not. I haven't seen enough stuff yet to make a resonably balanced equation, plus the envy is not unwelcomed from my end. Is it from yours?
8 Years Ago
No, it won't balance... the more you read the better I get. Ha.
Not unwelcomed, my e.. read moreNo, it won't balance... the more you read the better I get. Ha.
Not unwelcomed, my ego is huge - praise is like crack to me.... though, you might want to raise your standard of envy; they say I'm not to be trusted that I'm a bad fellow. It's never good to envy the devil in public.
"Do we burn just like the last time?" Yup that's the one that caught me. "I am the feeling you could never swallow whole." I believe this is my favorite writing of yours, though our argument I do appreciate literature and this one is very appreciated.
Posted 8 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
You have the benefit of the doubt from me.
Most people on this site who claimed they .. read moreYou have the benefit of the doubt from me.
Most people on this site who claimed they served, didn't. I won't bust your balls so much. I press and put stress on people first thing... it's not a welcomed trait in this community... but I do it anyway. You're still a dick.
8 Years Ago
Wordman is a stolen valor POS.... be careful.... he'll tell you he was a Ranger. He never served..... read moreWordman is a stolen valor POS.... be careful.... he'll tell you he was a Ranger. He never served... not a f*****g day.
8 Years Ago
Hmmmm. I might not like your first impression but I will say you come to be very interesting. I'm no.. read moreHmmmm. I might not like your first impression but I will say you come to be very interesting. I'm not a very easy trusting guy but I don't see why you would lie . you've got balls. And d****e to d****e I see a weird accuaitance
D****e to d****e I can dig it. I won't be nice to you unless you write with something to say, but y.. read moreD****e to d****e I can dig it. I won't be nice to you unless you write with something to say, but you have my respect.... The military thing gets abused on this site, I throw fire to all who lead with it. I'm serious about the stolen valor thing, these people don't know any better here....
8 Years Ago
I understand, people think its just something they can wear or say they don't know s**t about it. I .. read moreI understand, people think its just something they can wear or say they don't know s**t about it. I got respect for you though, if you really did combat arms, hats off. All right no more soft friendly s**t. I'll see you aroiund
Had a bit of time on my hands so I thought I'd have a scroll through your stuff. Got to fifty and guess how many non troll reviews you've had, 43 in all, (wow! 0.86 of a review per scribble on average,) and that includes some
so-called writers who are probably fake profiles created by you.
Reality check time Jizzy, no-one is interested, got it! so it's time to head for the hills, because this isn't getting you anywhere.
Posted 8 Years Ago
0 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
your record's skipping bro... you keep leaving the same reviews word for word
Donald Trump is the most public a*****e since Goatse and has done even more degrading things for fame. He's aligned himself with Birthers and turned the Presidency of the United States into an ad for reality TV, and that's just so far this year. The terrifying thing is that Trump is winning. He's made such a joke of himself in the process that it's easy to miss the immense balls required to do what he does in public, and get away with it. At a certain point, you have to take a step back and marvel at the rap-sheet of dick-headed insanity he's managed to put together.
Posted 8 Years Ago
8 Years Ago
Goatse? And I guess those are your views on Donald Trump?
Have you completely lost.. read moreGoatse? And I guess those are your views on Donald Trump?
Have you completely lost your f*****g mind man?
Get your s**t together jack a*s. You're making a fool of yourself. Again.... you're on a marathon I guess.
Donald Trump is the most public a*****e since Goatse and has done even more degrading things for fame. He's aligned himself with Birthers and turned the Presidency of the United States into an ad for reality TV, and that's just so far this year. The terrifying thing is that Trump is winning. He's made such a joke of himself in the process that it's easy to miss the immense balls required to do what he does in public, and get away with it. At a certain point, you have to take a step back and marvel at the rap-sheet of dick-headed insanity he's managed to put together.
Donald Trump is the most public a*****e since Goatse and has done even more degrading things for fame. He's aligned himself with Birthers and turned the Presidency of the United States into an ad for reality TV, and that's just so far this year. The terrifying thing is that Trump is winning. He's made such a joke of himself in the process that it's easy to miss the immense balls required to do what he does in public, and get away with it. At a certain point, you have to take a step back and marvel at the rap-sheet of dick-headed insanity he's managed to put together.
A Nazi plot to kill Sir Winston Churchill with a bar of exploding chocolate during the Second World War has been revealed in historic papers.
Giving a new meaning to the dessert name “death by chocolate”, Adolf Hitler’s bomb makers coated explosive devices with a thin layer of rich dark chocolate, then packaged it in expensive-looking black and gold paper.
The Germans apparently planned to use secret agents working in Britain to discreetly place the bars - branded as Peters Chocolate - among other luxury items taken into the dining room used by the War Cabinet during the conflict.
The lethal slabs of confection were packed with enough explosives to kill anyone within several metres.
But the plot was foiled by British spies who discovered the chocolate was being made and tipped off one of MI5’s most senior intelligence chiefs, Lord Victor Rothschild, before the wartime prime minister’s life could be endangered.
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Lord Rothschild, a scientist in peace time as well as a key member of the Rothschild banking family, immediately typed a letter to a talented illustrator seconded to his unit, asking him to draw poster-size images of the chocolate to warn the public to be on the look-out.
His letter to the artist, Laurence Fish, is dated May 4, 1943 and was written from his secret bunker in Parliament Street, London.
It was unearthed by Mr Fish's wife, journalist Jean Bray, as she sorted through his possessions after the artist's death at the age of 89 in 2009.
The letter, marked "secret", reads: “Dear Fish, I wonder if you could do a drawing for me of an explosive slab of chocolate.
“We have received information that the enemy are using pound slabs of chocolate which are made of steel with a very thin covering of real chocolate.
“Inside there is high explosive and some form of delay mechanism…When you break off a piece of chocolate at one end in the normal way, instead of it falling away, a piece of canvas is revealed stuck into the middle of the piece which has been broken off and a ticking into the middle of the remainder of the slab.”
The letter explained how the mechanism would be activated when the piece of chocolate was pulled sharply, which would also pull the canvas, and Lord Rothschild said he was enclosing a “very poor sketch” done by someone who had seen one of the bars.
He asked the artist to indicate in the text on his drawing that a bomb would go off seven seconds after the piece of chocolate and attached canvas was pulled out.
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Posted 8 Years Ago
0 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
Come the f**k on bro... are you just shoving text up my a*s now? You guys are out of ideas I see.... read moreCome the f**k on bro... are you just shoving text up my a*s now? You guys are out of ideas I see....
I found this work to be jarring because it seemed flippant, too casual. I was expecting an anguished spiritual journey, but was rather disappointed. I wanted more context to make this piece meaningful, but from reading other works from this author, it seems highly unlikely this will ever be the case.
Posted 8 Years Ago
0 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
Isn't it awesome how online thesaurus and rhyme finders are? I love them just like you.... But rea.. read moreIsn't it awesome how online thesaurus and rhyme finders are? I love them just like you.... But really, ANto, lets talk more about my "C**k worship"... It's all I really want to talk about since you brought it up in your other review. I love penis sooooo much. We should hang out bro.
Through the eyes of a poet, I see a hint of greatness, but then again, I see greatness in many things, even a simple piece of wood. Like I read this eleven times over and every time I shuddered.,Every time, I changed direction I examined a new word and found to my surprise that I'd heard the word before, even though at first it sounded like a new word, which if course it wasn't. Then I thought, 'hey it won't balance,' the more I read it the worse it gets. Sorry, but I need to give a truthful review, otherwise the process is meaningless.
T
Posted 8 Years Ago
0 of 1 people found this review constructive.
8 Years Ago
Sure, what do you mean by "won't balance"? Is it the meter? the feet? Rhyme scheme overall?
.. read moreSure, what do you mean by "won't balance"? Is it the meter? the feet? Rhyme scheme overall?
It's pretty much a free form attempt so balance and such is kind of arbitrary.
Why did it make you shudder 11 times after reading it 11 times? Because you were surprised at hearing words you thought were new but turned out to be the same as the other 10 times you read it? That doesn't make a lot of sense. That just means you might have a brain injury, that poem is less than 200 words total... you shouldn't be surprised at multiple reads. You may want to see a general physician.
I understand that you have hurt feelings but you want to appear mature so you're trying to mask that while insulting me here. It's very plain to see that. Your critique was not a critique, it made no sense under the surface of your buzz words. I don't think you read this 11 times or more than maybe even once.
You are as pathetic as you let on to begin with... you should have quit while you were ahead. I only suspected you were a moron before. Now I know beyond a doubt that you're a f*****g moron. And most likely one of the 4 idiots pretending to be nice but underneath are just desperate and vindictive perception bullies.... You people make me sick. Go make another profile twerp, maybe if you keep trying it will work and not just get more and more desperate. (hint : it's probably not going to work)
I like how you use the language. I liked the twist and turns leading the reader to your desired point.
"My twin's reving yes she's reving and this
Gives you power over me because I feel you
Because I am you
And we matter beyond what the matter is
Beyond what the matter is"
Many are followers. Many don't follow and don't give a s**t about the other person thoughts or dreams.
I believe people who believe they are important. They are not. Strong words and thoughts left the reader with something to think about.
Coyote
I think it would be best if you didn't comment or interact with me for the rest of the evening. Get.. read moreI think it would be best if you didn't comment or interact with me for the rest of the evening. Get some sleep and clear your mind. You are in a poor state at the moment, don't do this to yourself.
8 Years Ago
But I like you
"If you like-a me, like I like-a you and we like-a both the same..." - come on.. read moreBut I like you
"If you like-a me, like I like-a you and we like-a both the same..." - come on Jizzbert sing with your best friend Anto
8 Years Ago
You are alone here aren't you? Is that why you've resorted to such base means of expressing yoursel.. read moreYou are alone here aren't you? Is that why you've resorted to such base means of expressing yourself? Is this what desperation looks like for you? I don't think I am who you think I am, you might want to save this desperate act for them.
8 Years Ago
you have zero charisma and no fun Mister Jizzbert
8 Years Ago
I know, most children think adults aren't as fun. Maybe you should go play with someone your own ag.. read moreI know, most children think adults aren't as fun. Maybe you should go play with someone your own age now....
8 Years Ago
28 minutes to think that one up - I went for pizza and coke and came back and you have just posted t.. read more28 minutes to think that one up - I went for pizza and coke and came back and you have just posted this ... disappointing. You'll lose your bed in our mental health facility at this rate
8 Years Ago
I'm just glad you and I are still friends bestie
8 Years Ago
I'd hate to lose my newest bestest bud
8 Years Ago
It doesn't look like you have any buds... no one is helping you here. I'm even getting messages apo.. read moreIt doesn't look like you have any buds... no one is helping you here. I'm even getting messages apologizing for you... you're own friends on here are concerned about you. Are you really so blind to what's going on? You aren't hiding from anyone here. That's been over for a long time it seems.
8 Years Ago
I have you - thats all the buds I need -
allow to paraphrase the abominable snowman from the.. read moreI have you - thats all the buds I need -
allow to paraphrase the abominable snowman from the Warner Bros cartoon bestie -
"Oh, what a cute little pink bestie... I will name him Jizzbert, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and love him"
Hey theres three of you now - oh wait there always was
8 Years Ago
I'm gonna hit the one in the middle if he doesnt smile
8 Years Ago
Hey super spy arent you wasting your time with me - I thought you said an hour ago you were fed up w.. read moreHey super spy arent you wasting your time with me - I thought you said an hour ago you were fed up with me - but you still here ... hmmm why is that ? Perhaps you loco?