Bitter Almonds Book 1: Welcome to the MadnessA Story by Storytime4You A Dark Comedy about (criminal?) Middle School children trying to get by while also not being afraid to be Morally Dubious. What? You thought I'd say They weren't afraid to be themselves? Well that too Bitter Almonds Book 1: Welcome to the MessCHAPTER #0: WARNINGThis story contains death, implied swearing, and other sensitive topics, proceed at your own risk(i recommend to be 11 or older) CHAPTER #1: Abundance of FlamingosOpen at a school classroom Kiersten: yeah, but, Oli, isn’t you eating a pumpkin pie canniba- Oli: N- no, Kiersten what? Kiersten: you said your blood was pumpkin guts Oli: N- oh wait. Oh frog. Uhhh, AHHHHHHHHHH Izzy: (smacks Oli) snap out of it! We’re packing up, your first job is today right? Oli: Oh yeah! The Flamingo infestation! Kiersten: a while of you doing freelance like this should get you enough for a lawyer to defend your case Oli: Yeah, hopefully. Cut to in front of a house covered in Flamingos Oli: So I just get rid of the Flamingos I guess, Shoo Flamingos, Shoo! The Flamingos don't move Oli: ugh (walks up and starts waving his hands) no, uhh, (pulls out a potion) RUN Flamingos I HAVE POISON! None of the Flamingos go away Oli: okay i have no idea what to do im calling someone (pulls out a phone, taps a couple times, and puts it up to his ear) Transition to Oli and Kiersten standing towards the house Kiersten: So what do we do? Oli: get rid of the Flamingos Kiersten: How Oli: no clue Kiersten: im calling someone Same transition but Ms Covenfly is here now Ms Covenfly: So what do we do? Kiersten and Oli: Get rid of the Flamingos Ms Covenfly: how? Kiersten and Oli: No clue Ms Covenfly: im calling someone FIVE HOURS LATER Oli, Kiersten, Ms. Covenfly, Harry, Lucas, Infinity, Izzy, Star, And Averi are all here Harry: Are you sure we can’t burn down the house? Oli: That’d hurt the Flamingos and destroy the house, we would have to pay them for the property destruction Nate: I can help Oli: huh? Nate: I have wind powers. I can get rid of the Flamingos without hurting them or the house, but why are they even here? Oli: Lemme Stop ya Right there, you killed Infinity Nate: Damn i thought you didn't know Oli: well i do so leave Nate: Okay, Fine, but only cuz this is CHAPTER #1 and we can’t have than high of stakes Oli: So what do we do? I need this money so i can afford to live Kiersten: How about you use Potion Oli: (face smack) HOW DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT!? (pulls out a super soaker filled with potion and starts shooting) BE GONE, FLAMINGOS! CHAPTER END CHAPTER #2: Gust I Must during a snail invasionOli, chillin’ in his house: ugh im bored Infinity: (runs into the house) same Oli: AHHHH Infinity: you wanna have a sleepover Oli: s-sure, but how did you get in here? Infinity: nunya, so who are we inviting Oli: Lemme text the group chat CLEAN TRANSITION Oli: so Kiersten, Ms Covenfly, Tilly, and Averi can't come Infinity: That leaves Harry, Lucas, Izzy, and Star Oli: Wait, Star can’t come Infinity: Okay, should we invite Nate? Oli: he killed you Infinity: Now i can go through walls it's dope, invite him Oli: aaaaaaaaand done, he said he can come CLEAN TRANSITION #2 Oli, Infinity, Harry, Lucas, Nate, and Izzy are hangin’ Nate: oooh lets play a game Nate: Roof. it's fun trust me Lucas: It’s on a roof right? Nate: Bingo, you trust a friend to guide you through a maze and not let them fall to their probable doom Infinity: Sounds fun, who’s with who? Nate: I’ll be with you, Harry Oli: I call Izzy Infinity: the only one left is Lucas so… CLEAN TRANSITION #3: ROOF EDITION Oli, Lucas, and Harry have blindfolds on Nate: Okay, Harry, go left(off the building) Harry: Got it! (walks off but when he falls he turns into electricity and jolts back to the Roof Nate: (Tries to blow Harry off the roof with a gust of wind but it doesn't work) Harry: You ain't gettin me this time! (turns into electricity and just shoots through the sky) Infinity: Lucas go forward Lucas: K (walks off the building and falls, hitting tons of stuff and and it cuts to the faces of the characters without blindfolds) Infinity: Holy 🍮 that was gruesome END OF CHAPTER CHAPTER #3: ropes and ropes and ropes and murder dogs and ropesOli, still on the roof with everyone else but now without the blindfold: Is he dead? Nate: I think so Lucas, yelling from the ground: I’m good! Just a couple of bruises! Oli: What the hell!? Lucas: should I come back up!? Izzy: No we’ll come down! (turns to the others) right? Nate: Do we have to? Infinity: I’d rather not Harry: I don’t really feel like it Oli: Same here Lucas: Then how do I get back up? Everyone looks at each other CLEAN TRANSITION #4, ROPE EDITION Oli: Ehhhhh we don't wanna Lucas: (summons Walter the dog) Walter: IT’S KILLIN’ TIME! Oli: (his eyes grow, remembering being almost murdered by walter 2.5 months ago while recording the InfinityPixie Show(you gotta watch to understand)) oh crap Infinity: (Grabs Oli and runs, occasionally going ghost(making Oli involuntarily go ghost) to avoid obstacles) Walter: GET BACK HERE! Infinity: No! (starts shooting a crossbow with actual flippin’ fireworks) Walter: YOU THINK I CAN’T SURVIVE A FEW ROCKETS? CUZ YOU’D BE SORELY MISTAKEN Oli: (still in shock that Walter is alive) Infinity: Snap out of it Oli! (smacking Oli) Oli: YOU SMACKING ME DOESN’T HELP THE FACT WE ARE GETTING CHASED BY THE MURDER DOG THAT ALMOST KILLED ME! Infinity, offended: Being dead is cool! Oli: You’re only half dead, if I die I'm going to the Ninth Circle, which is pretty alright to be honest but I'd rather be CORPOREAL! Infinity: Whatever we need to trap him again! Oli: Okay I have a potion for that! (starts digging through sleeves, pockets, and every crevice in his hoodie) AHA! (throws a potion at walter turning him into a chip) take THAT! Walter: (turns back) Oli: 🍮! Uhh, I have some mana I could use… but then I'll alert the demons, ACK! WHAT DO I DO! Infinity: FOR FROGUS’ SAKE DO WHATEVER THAT IS Oli: Demon magic? Infinity: Don’t you need two tongues for that? Oli: I do! Infinity: How?! Walter, now trapped in flames: HOW!? Oli: Nunya CHAPTER END CHAPTER #4: Raid the Dungeon and don’t DIE LMAOOli, Infinity, Kiersten, Harry, Lucas, Averi, and Dom are chilling in Oli’s house Oli: Oh hey! I got another gig! It says to bring friends too Harry: What is it? Oli: a dungeon raid, we gotta choose a class for some reason Kiersten: o- okay? Oli: lets see, the choices are Witch, i'll be that, Tank, that's good for Lucas, Glass Cannon, Infinity, Warrior for Kiersten, Pyromancer, Harry, Averi is a rogue, Dom is a Ranger, okay y'all good with that? Sounds of agreement from everyone Oli: Okay, lets go CLEAN TRANSITION #5, DUNGEON EDITION! Oli: Okay, time to raid this place, how do we raid this place? Infinity: kill the monsters? Oli: That's easy! (throws potions at monsters, making them mad) That’s not easy! Infinity: Pff yeah it is! (slices a monster to death in one slash) Kiersten: Yeah! (slices another monster) Oli: My potions usually hurt more! (drops a drop on his finger) yeah that should have burnt off my finger, i got nerfed :( Harry: use a spell! You have demon magic right? Oli: Outta mana, and i forgot my mana potions Infinity: you can hold thousands of millions of potions and you FORGOT MANA POTIONS Oli: well i was out so i brewed some, but i forgot to take them Averi: well i'm having fun slaying these monsters with sneak attacks(kills one) Dom: yea sniping is fun! (Snipes an enemy with an arrow) Lucas: crushing enemies with my hammer brings endorphins to my brain Oli: HOW DO I KILL?! Infinity: well you’re a Low-level character, so your main killing power is from debuffs and venom Oli: oh, okay? (throws a potion, poisoning a monster) A FEW HOURS L8R Oli, his hoodie stained with monster blood: guys look! I found a cyan Rose! Infinity, also wearing blood stained clothes: cool! 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Infinity: yeah what are you talking about there wasn't any voice Lucas: Huh, i guess Oli’s potions are getting to my brain, i don’t think ghast tears are healthy Oli: Nope! Good thing you're not human or it’d deteriorate your brain Lucas: I am human Oli: Crap, well prepare for the cushioned cell! Izzy walks in: hey did you do anything with that cyan rose you found? Oli: Oh yeah I forgot that! Lucas: whoa, hold on, are we going to brush past the fact that my brain is going to deteriorate? Oli: Pretty much Lucas: Is there any way I could stop my brain from deteriorating? Oli: Just, try to stay sane? Lucas: Well it may be hard to stay sane with voices in my head! Infinity: Guys, let’s not argue, what cyan rose are you talking about? Oli: (takes out the cyan rose) This. Random Voice: [speaking in demonics] Oli: Huh? Now I’M hearing voices! Lucas: See? Oli: But it’s demonics, you can’t understand that, it’s actually physically impossible for a mortal mind to comprehend unless of course you have drank demon blood Lucas: Damn, well i gotta prep for the cushioned cell Oli: Or a character from another universe needs help but that’ll never happen, right? Lucas: Yeah i suppose so Infinity: what about the Demonics? Oli: Oh yeah, it said something about needing a vessel, endless amounts of power, the rose Infinity: so the rose gives you infinite power? Oli: seems so Infinity: how would you get that? Oli: wear it??? Izzy: Sounds easy enough! (shoves the rose into Oli’s hoodie like how people wear roses on their suits) Lucas: So, do you feel powerful? Oli: No, I must be wearing it wrong Infinity: Maybe, or you can’t use it Oli: Maybe, do I need angel blood in my system? Ms Covenfly: No, i sense Demon magic from the rose, angel blood would do the opposite, you need more cobalt in your blood Oli: So i need a shot of demon blood Ms Covenfly: not like a syringe, more like a cup Oli: That’s what i meant Ms Covenfly: really? You’re going to the pub for demon blood? Oli: Yeah the Irish one CLEAN TRANSITION #6 IRISH PUB EDITION Ms Covenfly: Are you sure you’re allowed in here? Oli: as long as they don’t know my age Infinity: How wouldn’t they, your face screams child Oli: (Chugs a potion that makes him look like a divorced 50-year-old with depression and scOliosis) Lucas: Convincing! Oli: damn so i gotta use something else Lucas: But i said it was convincing Oli: And your brain is deteriorating Lucas: Fine Oli: (reverts back to a child and puts on a fake mustache) Infinity: Way more accurate Oli: thanks! (walks in) FIVE SECONDS LATER Oli: I’m full of Cobalt and probably Tipsy! CLEAN TRANSITION #7 OOli HOUSE EDITION Lucas is on the floor dead-looking Oli: Okay time to try the Rose(Puts it in and his eyes glow cyan, rose vines cover him, and he gets a rose staff) woa- CLEAN TRANSITION #8 PRISON EDITION Oli: Huh? Where am I? Who are you? Fake Oli which is just what Oli looks like with the rose’s power: You are in the rose, and i am taking your body and identity Oli: Oh that's why you said something about a Vessel Fake Oli: Yep! (disappears) CLEAN TRANSITION #9 FAKE OOli EDITION Fake Oli: I feel powerful! Lucas: (flops up)Cool! (flops back down) Infinity: So what can you do with that rose? Fake Oli: Probably a lot of destruction CLEAN TRANSITION #10 PRISON EDITION 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Oli: Okay, i have one more thing i can try [SPEAKS IN DEMONICS] Fake Oli: (Appears against will) Quick cut to Oli’s friends looking at his frozen husk Back to the action Oli, warbled and distorted but still barely understandable: I GAVE YOU FORM AND I CAN TAKE IT! BEGONE! Fake Oli turns into just a floating rose: WAIT! I have a deal for you Oli talking regularly now: Okay? What is it? Rose: Listen, if you let me have a body I won't take yours, deal? Oli: Oh of course dude deal! What’s your name? Rose: Rose. Oli: Cool! CHAPTER END CHAPTER #6: The BestagonsOli: UUUUGH Nobody’s calling for my Freelance company! At this point I should go treasure hunting or something instead of this. Wait, I CAN! That Demon Probably knows where a map is! (calls Rose) Oli: So do you know where a map is? Uh-Huh, yeah, yeperoony, ‘bout 65,384,127, cats, cool thanks! Infinity appears: What treasure? Oli: ACK! CLEAN TRANSITION #11 illegal piracy edition(on a dinghy) Infinity: Okay so where is it and what is it? Oli: it’s something called the Frorb, in a cave, in a city, on an island, on an archipelago called the Cobalt Isles Infinity: Land H- … oh no Oli: What-? (looks up at the FLOATING ARCHIPELAGO) HOLY 🍮 THOSE ISLANDS ARE FLYING Infinity: Let’s call Rose and ask for another map Rose: Did someone say “Let’s call Rose and ask for another map”? Infinity: yes, yes i did, word for word Rose: Well here's one for a secret menu at The Fiddler’s©? Wait that was found already, uh what about an antique cannon? Oli: Cool! Tilly appears: no i already found that Rose and Oli: Damn! Nate: Guys, have you noticed that I was moving your boat the whole time? Ms. Covenfly: (she flies down onto the boat, carver behind her.) Why hello everyone! I heard we are on a hunt! May I join? Carver too! Carver: MEW Oli: S-sure? (kicks nate in the balls) Nate: OW! (falls off) Ms.Covenflly: OH MY FROGUS! SIR ARE YOU ALRIGHT? Oli: HE KILLED Infinity! Carver: (jumps on Ms. Covenfly’s shoulder) Rose: Yeah i have no fetch quests for you that are your level Oli: What level do you think we are? Rose: 2? Infinity: WE’RE LEVEL 7 BRO THATS JUST MEAN Rose: Well in that case i have a quest, find a bronze Glimmer in the dungeons and I’ll give you a couple hundred stones Oli: With that much cash I can afford RENT! Of Course I Accept! CHAPTER END CHAPTER #7: Whatever Happened to Lucas?Oli in a dungeon w/ his friends: so we need what exactly? Rose: A bronze Glimmer, i have to destroy it so nobody has to get possessed by the angel inside Dom: I sense beef, you have beef with that angel Star: yeah, their EX Rose: Do I give THAT MUCH away when I talk? Dom and Star: Yes. Rose: Well yea Glimmer is my ex, but that's not why we have beef, we broke up cuz they were a horrible emotionally unavailable jerk, but later i found out that they straight-up possess people because they want to make everything turn to light Oli: Okay, I know I’m your therapist but we don’t have an appointment today, let’s unpack the first part Thursday, but the light thing is, just, what? Jeez angels really do suck Rose: Your tellin’ me Lucas: ?niarb gnitaroireted ym tuoba klat annog uoy t’nerA Oli: no not this chapter Lucas: retpahc eht fo eltit eht tuB Oli: that’s the humor of it Lucas: uoy wercS Oli: (kicks Lucas in the face) Lucas: taht leef ylerab nac I Oli: (Kicks Lucas again but harder) Lucas: tib a taht leef dluoc I Rose: the Glimmer should be around here Oli: Found it! Rose: Nice! (takes the Bronze Glimmer and destroys it) Done and Done! Chapter End? CHAPTER #8: Why does Harry only have a few lines?Lucas: ?og yrraH did erehw Dom: Yeah, where did he go? Oli: Look (points to where Harry was standing, and instead of Harry, there is a massive pit) Lucas: nellaf evah tsum eh Oli: yeah, well we can't do a harry centered chapter if he’s dead so Dom you take the lead ig Dom: Yes! I’ve been waiting for this! Glorp: (glorps) Dom: Ooh a Glorp! Glorp: (happy noise) Dom: well you are mine now little Glorp Glorp: (noise) Dom: What? You’re saying there's treasure on 345 shampoo boulevard and I am the only one who can find it? Glorp: (in a deep middle-aged depressed divorced man voice) Yes. Dom: HOLY 🍮 THAT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL! You sound like a middle-aged depressed divorced man! Oli: So, let’s go! Lucas: ?gnivas sdeen yrraH taht erongi ot gniog tsuj ew era Oli: yea Glorp: my name is Mark Dom: Exactly what i expected, lemme guess you are a Glorp and Dom at the same time: middle-aged depressed divorced man? Mark: yeah, my wife Shirley left me, and took my kids, i haven’t seen them in years Lucas: esneffo on .ti devresed uoy teb i tub yrros m’I Glorp: it’s okay, i can cope Lucas: ?buP eht tA Mark: How’d you guess? Dom: It’s kinda a trope now, depressed men go to the pub to tipsy their struggles away Mark: let’s just go get that treasure Dom: okay! Dom: So how do I open it? Mark: take this key that is only a key when you hold it (holds out a rock with his single limb, the snoot) Dom: okay? (takes the rock that becomes a key) cool! (sticks the key in the air) A briefcase of stacks of Stone(this universe’s currency) notes falls from the sky Dom: Damn we’re rich! Mark: you’re rich, not we’re, this was my final quest before returning to my first form, a Lorp Mark: What? No, I'll keep my memories and stuff but I'm so depressed I'm turning into a Depressed Puddle, and what is a depressed Puddle? Dom: You in 2 seconds? Mark, now a Lorp: Yes. CHAPTER END CHAPTER #9: WOMBO COMBOliODom: Guys, along with the money I found some weapons for future dungeon crawling, (hands Oli a Crossbow) I'm more of a bow guy, I don’t like crossbows. (hands Infinity an enchanted book) this is for your Ax, (hands Kiersten a Netherite bar and an upgrade) this’ll make your sword Steel, (hands Lucas a potion) I stole this from Oli but this should fix your brain Oli: HEY! Lucas: (drinks the potion) WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE THIS TO ME? Oli: I forgot okay? :( Dom: (holds out a really high-quality lighter) and Harry this is for- oh wait he’s dead. Well Ms. Covenfly- oh wait she’s on vacation, uhh Izzy this is for you(gives izzy a ton of spider web stuff she can use for her spray cans) and this is for you Tilly (gives Tilly a Blicky) (gives Averi a sniper pew) this is for your assassinry, and finally Star here is some Human flesh. Now, if we want to test these out… Let's go dungeon crawling! SMOOTH TRANSITION #13: DUNGEON EDITION 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Oli: Okay, now that I have actual frickin power I can finally Dungeon Crawl! Dom: Yep! But why exactly are we only bringing the rangers and Star? Oli: (slowly turns head to a door creaking noise, after 10 seconds of that he looks straight at dom and says) so we can do a wombo combOlio Dom: Can’t argue with that! DOM, Oli, STAR, AVERI, AND TILLY ALL ENTER THE DUNGEON Star: Why are you bringing me? Oli: cuz your attack is mainly used for ranged attacks due to the slash, also you are literally a ranger class Star: oh. Dom: how are we even gonna perform a wombo combOlio? Oli: Hard work and dedication! Star at the same time: brute 🦆ing force. Dom: I’ll combine your answers cuz i am scared of Star Star: what’s not to like?(also says at the same time inexplicably) GOOD. FEAR ME. Oli: You also have two tongues? Star: Yeah buzzsaw accident Oli: Same! But yours probably involved more violence Star: Bingo! We should make a series of me doing violent things! Oli, Dom, Averi at the same time: Absolutely not the writers are swamped enough as is in the dungeons Tilly while they say that: I’d MUCH rather read that(her mouth falls off) Oli, holding a pen and paper: much better! Anyways what should we Wombo? Dom: That capitalist? Oli: Perfect! I can use my PURE UNBRIDLED RAGE AGAINST CAPITALISM ON HIM Everyone, even Star, looks horrified SMOOTH TRANSITION #14: WOMBO COMBOliO EDITION Dom shoots a barrage at the capitalist, while Star slashes at it with all her might shooting it into the air, when Oli shoots a bunch of Bolts, Daggers, and Fireworks at the capitalist and Tilly shoots it, and finally after it lands Averi headshot snipes it, getting everyone exp if you know what i mean. CHAPTER END CHAPTER #10: OH 🍮, ALL THE VILLAINS ARE BACKSTART IN A VILLAIN LAIR Santa, who is a skeleton: We need to Kill our respective story’s Main characters,Cutter what ideas do you have? Cutter: Cut them. Watch as their guts pull out of their bodies in thorns as watch as they suffer slowly until a death that they will remember in the afterlife. Santa: I would've expected that from any other Cutter besides YOU, disappointing, Doge? Doge: FIHouhOUIHFOUH IOUHytDRESftyFYVBU YTDfhgfiUDYtui Nate: technically i’m not very Villainy, more of an antagonist Santa: you signed up so this is all your fault Nate: fair, how about we use an orbital strike cannon? Cutter: And where the hell are we supposed to get one of those? Nate: Oli has one and i still have the keys to his Studio Cutter: how would we use a studio to get there Santa: trust him, just trust him. Cutter: Okay? CLEAN TRANSITION #15: PROTAGONISTS VERSION Oli, Ms Covenfly, and Infinity are all hanging out Carver: (flies over to ms.covenfly and whispers a meow.) Ms. Covenfly: (mutters back to him, all that was heard was this)- Carver go see what they are up too and come back to me. You have 3 hours. Carver uses his stinger to open up a portal and flies into it. As he does this you see Ms. Covenflies smile twitch. Oli: What the hell are you guys talking about? Where did you send Carver? Infinity and Oli look as Ms. Covenfly as she rises from her sitting position. Ms. Covenfly: According to Carver the villains are planning to attack us all at once. I sent him back to them to spy and report to me what's happening. It is to our very concern that we train in preparation for this attack. (her smile twitches again.) Infinity: Dear Frog we are so screwed Oli: welp imma go get my Crossbow and Bolts and start practicing. Ms. Covenfly: Cutter is one of them. It took me 3 hours to get him away. It will take longer now and we need to actually try guys. I will return from my personal training of my breathing techniques in 2 hours. I expect improvement please. (smiles with a twitching but wide grin very menacingly) Oli: damn we need to do this quickly, i gotta check my potion stock so i know what i can use to tip my daggers Infinity: yeah we can hear her tone… i’ve never heard her so angry MONTAGUE OF EVERYONE TRAINING, Oli IS SHOOTING CROSSBOW AND TIPPING DAGGERS, Infinity IS PRACTICING SLICING/DICING, AND MS. COVENFLY’S SWORD IS CHANGING FORM QUICKLY. Oli and Infinity are training and they turn to see carver coming while Jacked for comedic reasons and looks terrified with a long scrape on his stomach. Oli: HOLY 🍮 CARVER WHAT HAPPENED? Carver: (jackedly)Mrrrow (collapses) Infinity: I’ll get Ms. Covenfly. She needs to see this. Ms. Covenfly: see what. (grins widely) Infinity: AGH Oli: Carver. Ms. Covenfly: What's wrong with him? Oli: well for starters hes jacked Ms. Covenfly: I could care less. Where is he? Infinity moves out of the way to the right revealing Carvers beautifully jacked scratched up body laying on the floor. Ms. Covenfly looks speechless and runs at full thunder breathing to carver and picks him up. Her hair is covering her face but everyone swore they saw a straight face. Oli: Hey, are you frowning? Ms. Covenfly looks at Oli swifty with a dark grin on her face. It shakes them to the core. Ms. Covenfly: I will take Carver to the medical room for me to operate on him. I will be back soon. As she walks you feel like each step is an earthquake without the shake. She is clearly in a bad mood… Infinity: Damn, that's not good. (walks outside) Oli: THE HELL WAS THAT Three hours later you see Carver flying outside with Ms. Covenfly and she is smiling somewhat normally. Oli: Hey is he ok? Ms. Covenfly: Yes. I will find whoever did this to him and cut their body into so many pieces they will have to invent a new number for them. Infinity: OK WE GET IT CHILL OUT Ms. Covenfly: Sorry, I’m upset right now. Oli: It’s ok don’t worry about it, we need to start preparing for the fight. Ms. Covenfly: Almost done pushing my limit. We will train hard Infinity: You have a limit? Ms. Covenfly smiles kindly, but Oli looked down at Carver and saw he was pawing a wilting flower. Oli: I have a feeling this chapter will have some form of manslaughter, probably us. Ms. Covenfly: Oh, it will. Lucas: So, you sent Carver to get information, does he have any? Oli: AH! Lucas: What? Oli: How are you here?! You’re not a protagonist! Lucas: Yes I am (summons Walter) Walter: It’s KILLIN’ TIME! Oli: WAIT WE NEED TO FIGHT THE VILLAINS Infinity: YOU NEED TO CHILLAX Oli: You wouldn’t say that, it’s almost as if you were written by someone else for this line. Ms. Covenfly: What shape was that cloud again? Oh, Hi Lucas, Hi Walt. Walter: Hello, I remember that party a few weeks ago Ms. Covenfly: Oh yes! I have almost forgotten! It was a nice party. I am doing okay, I feel the justified need to kill the Cutter! (grins) How about you? Walter: I’m alright Doge: Not anymore! Walter: OH 🍮! Oli closes the distance between them and casts a small spell causing Doge to disappear to Frogus knows where. Walter starts to pet Carver and Carver Hisses loudly and Lunges at him to bite. Ms. Covenfly: Carver, dear. Carver instantly stops hissing and trots his jacked body over to Ms. Covenfly. Infinity: Well this has been a day. Oli: yep. Walter: Oli TEACH ME THAT SPELL Oli: NO Walter: PLEASE Infinity smiles at their fight and turns to look at Ms. Covenfly, and sees her start to look upset as if she just saw something. He thought It was just a noise and looked back to Oli and Infinity. Not understanding. CHAPTER #11: OH 🍮, THE VILLAINS WONT LEAVEThat night they had a bestie sleepover. They all laughed and fought and trained a bit to amuse Ms. Covenfly. Oli: Night Infinity: Good night Walter: k Carver: Mrrrror SMOOTH TRANSITION TO 4:43 A.M. Walter wakes up to see Ms. Covenfly exiting the base. Wings flapping behind her. He Looks at her face and sees she is grinning. He thinks nothing of it and returns to sleep. SMOOTH TRANSITION TO MORNING Oli: hi Infinity: GAH WHY DID YOU JUMPSCARE ME Oli: Why not? Infinity: Fair enough. Walter: Can you guys shut up? I’m trying to hear Oli: hear what? Walter: Ms. Covenflys footsteps. Infinity: Why? Walter: She left last night and I am trying to hear her come back Oli: Why do you need to hear her? Walter: It will help me say on alert Infinity: well okay Mister “Screw-Grammatical rules” A while later Ms. Covenfly appears and sits on her bed. Walter looks at her and so does everyone else. They thought nothing about it and ate cereal. SMOOTH TRANSITION TO THE VILLAIN BASE Cutter: I will destroy her cat next time. Santa: chill we get you hate her, why do you even care so much? Cutter: Don’t worry about it. Drop it. Cutter turns around and Santa swears he saw his leather jacket flutter. Santa: Now I think about why you wear your jacket all day everyday, are you hiding something there? Cutter: I SAID DROP IT DO YOU NEED ONE MORE REMINDER? As he said this he teleported behind santa and held his stiff katana by throat. Santa: DUDE CHILL OK SENSITIVE TOPIC Nate: What did I just wake up to? Cutter: Nothing Nate, eat. Nate: Okay then Santa: Will you let go? Cutter: fine. Nate: We have to find a way to destroy the “heroes” one and for all Cutter: Don’t make it sound so easy. Nate: I wasn't. Cutter: yea, okay. Santa: you guys need to chill Cutter: Anyway we need to destroy something of theirs that could weaken them. Nate: We should also go against our own nemesis Santa: Good ideas, good ideas, FOR A STUPID VILLAIN Cutter: I’m losing my patience with all of you. I might as well kill them all myself. Nate: Wait, don’t leave. You don’t know any of their weaknesses. Cutter: You are correct, I will give you that. Fine, I will stay for a little longer. Santa: ok we need to make a plan to ambush when they are least expecting it. Nate: We will send a spy, but we don’t have any. Cutter: I have a robot of Ms. Covenfly from our last duel. Santa; WHY A ROBOT AND HOW Cutter: NOTHING Nate: GUYS FOCUS Cutter: fine. Santa, ok, we will use this against her, but how will we get to her? Cutter: I know what to do. Nate: Alright, roll out. SMOOTH TRANSITION TO THE BASE(Oli’s apartment) They are all training together when Ms. Covenfly goes on high alert. Ms. Covenfly: Cutter Oli: Oh 🍮 Infinity: HIGH ALERT PREPARE TO ATTACK Walter: SIR YES SIR Cutter emerges from the shadows and walks slowly toward them. They all stand in a line and watch his every step, agonizing, but fearful. The only one who doesn't seem to be having it is Ms. Covenfly. Ms. Covenfly: What brings you here? ( her grin twitches and you can see the veins stretch out in anger.) Cutter: Why so dull? I have a proposal Ms. Covenfly: What Proposal? Cutter: I propose that we can team up and get rid of all the human race Ms. Covenfly: WHAT? WHY? Cutter: Think, what do humans bring to nature? Ms. Covenfly’s angry expression seems to fade Cutter: Death, Destruction, Extinction. Horrible things, not a single good thing was caused that wasn't a futile attempt to undo their tom🦆erey Oli looks at Infinity confused. He sees that Infinity is looking at Ms. Covenfly who seems confused but no longer angry, but in agreement Oli: That's not good. Cutter: So, Ms. Covenfly, you are powerful, yes? Join us and rain anarchy and kill all who stand in your way. Oli: woah there buddy, some people are- well, yeah most humans suck, but the only human in our group is Lucas, but i can change that Cutter: What? You’re a human Oli: No, I’m a Cryptid/pumpkin or something, Infinity is a ghost, Harry is Harry, Izzy is part spider, Dom is a Domen, Rose is a demon, Etcetera Cutter: SHUT THE 🦆 UP YOU LITTLE 🍮 Infinity: yea… Cutter: so, what do you say, Ostria? Infinity: Ms. Covenfly please show us mercy. Ms. Covenfly looks at Cutter softly with a small smile and takes a step toward him. Then another. CHAPTER END CHAPTER #12: WarningsOli(the real one): Hey, I am the Main Writer for Bitter Almonds, i am putting this in because the following chapter will contain sensitive topics such as death, we apologize to any younger viewers but Screw Off you tiny little- Kiersten(real one): WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU, FROSH! Anyway he is correct and we do apologize for our young readers, but if you are 11 or older then you may continue! Oli: I PUT A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING THEY SHOULDN'T BE HERE- Kiersten: I WAS A MUSTY HORROR KID LIKE THIS THOUGH! Dom(real one): STOP GUYS THEY WANT THE STORY Oli: Well, should we add some teasers for later projects? Kiersten: yes. Oli in a deep voice: IN A WORLD, WHERE HUMANS DON’T- Kiersten: no. Oli: but that's literally the intro for Ponder the Frorb Kiersten: NO CHAPTER END
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