Ebola

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What to do about Ebola

Tell your post master to only deliver first class mail

Arrange to pay all your bills online 

With gloves on read and discard as much mail as possible in trashcan beside your mailbox.

Do not bring any into the house remove gloves  without touching them into box beside mail box (slip your hands into them when next needing to

Grow your own food. store as much food as possible within the next four days then stay away from markets.

Wear loose gloves to pump gas.

Keep all transactions on credit cards

Shower at least twice daily

Do all of the above for at least two months

Checking daily to see how far ebola has spread

Or just trust the government to prevent ebola from spreading.

Is two month's isolation from your normal life possible?

Since the govt. only has 18 isolation rooms and these rooms are being served by people who want to live guess how many days the disease will take to infect and kill everybody

 it takes 21 days to kill  so two months isolation from now might give you a chance

to extend your isolation if necessary

Reviews

[Valentine]

Yes, and if I do all of this will you guarantee that I will be safe? Valentine

[Donald Meikle]

safe? Of course not. Lonely? Definitely.Don't fish in the Congo.

[Woody]

I personally find this funny. the best way to counter tragedy is to laugh about it.

[Corset]

all very good tips, in my line of work , I come into contact with a lot of handshakes, I have to...do you really think it will come to this type of precaution? Or are you jesting a bit with us?

[Terpsichore]

It's ridiculous. More likely to drown in the bath than catch Ebola.

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[promqueen]

yeah yeah yeah. What about hand sanitizers? And no handshakes, just bow. And schools providing a place for students to wash hands, and no eating outside, you don't know who cooked it! And pray. No hugs, nothing!