Blackmail Versus Backstabbing

All you need to know.
Is I’ve got a degree in blackmail.
So back off and cool down.
I make a living causing a ruckus.
You’ve raised one too many devils.
And now you can’t lay them down.
Who’s fault is that?
Certainly not mine.

 

You’ve really messed up.
Look at this fiasco.
You can’t blame me.
I’ve got a degree in blackmail.
With a minor in backstabbing.
No, wait. That was you.
My apologies, sincerely.

 

We used to be so close.
Now we’re just - scathing.
I would harangue you.
But I’d much rather hang you.
I can’t do either.
So I’ll tell you a story.
About the girl with her calumny.
She fell to the hands of blackmail.

 

Stop raising your devils.
I won’t lay them down for you.
You expect hoards and hoards.
Of accolades and adulation.
But you deserve nothing.
Forsake yourself.
Everyone else has.

 

You’ve really messed up.
Look at this fiasco.
You can’t blame me.
I’ve got a degree in blackmail.
With a minor in backstabbing.
No, wait. That was you.
My apologies, sincerely.

 

All you need to know,
All you need to know,
All you need to know,
Is I forsake you.
All you need to know,
All you need to know,
All you need to know,
Is I’ve got a degree in blackmail,
And I know how to use it.

 

Look at this fiasco.
I’ve got a degree in blackmail.
It comes quite in handy
With a minor in backstabbing.
No, wait. That was you.
My apologies, un-sincerely.