Rants About Neighbors

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We all have had at some point in our lives one of those things called neighbors, well I had plenty, and I must say that some are good, some are bad, and some I don't even know, some of them are magical creatures that provide free WIFI, but even these neighbors sometimes can be bad, like when they decide to put a password in their WIFI.

I mean after this years. How they can do this to me? totally break your heart. But what If you have a sexy neighbor you know it can happen, yeah; this is an example of a good neighbor. Although some perverts will want to peek at her window when she is taking shower, I have never done that myself. But the worse thing about the neighbors is the noises, you hear them use the dishwasher, the vacuum cleaner, the hairdryer, fighting, moaning. Did he just say moaning? Well Yes I did.

You hear them having sex, I remember I was visiting my parents in Miami and they had this neighbors, banging our walls every night, how embarrassing that is, very let me tell you, but that’s not all, sometimes they will use the dishwasher and have sex at the same time, and all this while their child is crying, yeah neighbors. And the voices, let me go animal the clothes is ready. I mean what? But god forbids you make any noises, or listen to music they will call the police on you, and tell you degenerate when they see you.

Sometimes I think people hear sensual noises when they do it, but from others point of view very late at night it just looks like the exorcist, sometimes I wonder if should call the police. Hello, police somebody is killing my neighbor, please come fast, sounds like a whale giving birth. Yea I can never take my ear from the noises, no matter what I do is like my ear is connected to their mouth, I think this has happened to everybody.

There are others neighbors that borrow stuff from you, for example I had this neighbor in Miami, he was always in need of something I have apparently we have the same taste, this one day he wanted to use my lawn mower, hammer or my wife I don’t remember very well, but he will never return anything, I would have to basically go and steal it back from him when he was at work, yea my wife he did return, the one thing I wanted him to keep.

Another thing is that when you go to ask for your stuff back they give you attitude and a mean face; I mean all of a sudden you are the bad neighbor, and it will be few months before you see them again. Having neighbors is not easy and is not fun; this is how I came to understand rich people who want to live on top of the mountain.

Yeah, the other thing is that you have to know all about their lives, when they fight, what they talk about, and this part is really awkward, when you have to see them the next morning after having sex. yeah, you have to look at their faces and pretend is all good, the girl wants to act like a lady in front of you, but that's fun because, excused me wasn't you who was saying, give it to me, dirty pig, I am your b, I am nasty, punish me I am dirty b.. Etc. I mean. It's difficult to see a person with the same eyes. Question what is the one thing that bothers you about your neighbors?

What about those that have all week to work on the house but they choose to work on Sunday morning, and you hear them drilling the walls when you are resting in bed. Anyways this is only a joke and don’t have to take it personally. Have a great day..

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Author's Note

Neighbors; Some are good, some are bad, and some are just magical creatures that provides us with free WIFI.

Reviews

[Nusquam Esse]

Hah, I had a neighbor who had a wireless network which was called "Steal this now a*****e" or something along those lines. I had just moved in, so I had not been the one who had been 'stealing' internet; in fact, I had already paid to have internet of my own to be set up. But after seeing such a name for a network, I admittedly couldn't help myself, it was pretty much a challenge. He clearly had no idea what he was messing with, simply putting a key on your network isn't as perfect as he thought. So I cracked his network after a couple days of packet sniffing, and then set up Arp-Poisoning on his computer/network. This allows you to control the flow of all information on a network, you 'can' use it to steal bank information and passwords... or you can just change all their favorite porn sites to redirect to the westboro baptist homepage, forcing Google to redirect to Bing, or make their bandwidth lag every few minutes. :D The moral is, some neighbors are magical creatures who provide you with free wi-fi, and other neighbors are demons with a sense of humor who love to toy with you and your 'secure network' if you taunt them. ;)

[Lesther Ruiz]

Well looks like this neighbor you had was fun" Normally I got some WiFi that says, FBI surveillance Team, and it was open so this one is a little like should I do it. Hahahaha I had to laugh, when you said it was pretty much challenge, well it is indeed. And it sounds like you are the kind of neighbor I want to keep on my good side, with all this hacking techniques and all, but be careful breaking into somebody's computer without authorization may be penalized by law. I am familiar with this terminologies because I am a Computer Network Engineer, or at least that's what I used to be when I was working hourly. Thanks for your comment- Stop by Again.