One

Wake up, wake up!" 
"What the...." 
"You've gotta hear this!" 
"Ah, come on, I just got to sleep! What year is it?" 
"It's still 1961. You gotta hear this" 
"Not another one of your B-sides, give me strength." 
"You are not going to believe this!" 
"What is that thing?" 
"I don't know! I don't know! This guy just handed it to me and gave this list of instructions." 
"Alright, you've got my attention. What do you want me to hear." 
"First, stick these things in each ear." 
"What are they?" 
"The guy called them ear phones." 
"You're not gonna blow me brains out are you." 
"No, just put them in and listen. Ready? I'm just gonna push this button." 
"Wow! Who is that?" 
"Just keep listening." 
"I can't hear you! Hey, this sounds great. What's it called?" 
"First name in that column." 
"Get Back? Nice name! Who is it?" 
"Just listen some more. Who do you think it sounds like." 
"It sounds like you?" 
"It is me. It's us!" 

John looked at Paul wide eyed. 
"Are you daft? How can it be us?" 
"I don't know," said Paul. "The guy just said this is you're lucky day mate!"