Me

Stop being so vain.

I’m so kind, caring, nice.
My mom says I’m sweeter than ice....cream.

My white blond locks cascade over my shoulders.
Boy do I rock like a boulder.

I’m so pretty, gorgeous, and cute.
Just like a bunny that mean men shoot.

My limbs are very muscular and quite strong
They’re extremely hot and miles long.

So dumb floozies don’t post about you,
Because no one gives a flying woo-hoo.

Author's Note

Yes, it's true. I am that gorgeous. But I'm not a floozie.

Reviews

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I enjoyed this write, it's cute.