Poor old Lambkin

Poor old Lambkin

A Poem by lakinbob
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Life can be s**t.

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Poor old Lambkin built a ship
with cotton from a girlie's slip
and tar squeezed out of fairy tales
and telly screens and such;
a mainsail woven out of guff
from magazines and horoscopes
and ropes spun out of grandma’s hopes;
a mast of inward looking glass.

Out to the Sea of Love he sailed
and as at last he sunk the land
behind that slender frail stern,
the plan he’d planned got out of hand:
for not another sail he saw,
just creatures risen from the deep,
deformed, lopsided, overbearing,
scaly buggers (monstrous beaks).

Some enraged at lovers past
spat caustic bile upon the mast.
Others cowed by vicious exes
screamed down from their crucifixes.
Frigid monsters (icy breath)
huffed and puffed to speed his death
and randy ones with virus loins
rained warts the size of cannon balls.

Lambkin bravely fought the fight,
the sea got savage, day got night:
a crimson crash of menstrual blood
had caused the hold to fill and flood,
and when a blast of steroid cream
rented his vessel down the beam
he plunged into the murky still,
only thirty, (but quite ill.)

© 2020 lakinbob


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Very creative lakinbob from :ammersmuth and well written. Poor old Lambkin eh.? Yep life can be s**t. Can take a turn for the worse when you think you've got it sorted. You have a wild imagination.

Chris

Posted 4 Years Ago


How brilliantly imaginative this whole poem is. Love the lesson contained in your clever, clever lines.

'warts the size of cannon balls,' Yeuk!

Beccy.

Posted 4 Years Ago



You certainly caught this old fella off guard.... This was a real treat to stumble across this cold and windy nocte.... Top marks to ya and well deserved....

Neville

Posted 4 Years Ago


A bit of a naive one, then. Poor fella. I suppose we are all prone to being sunk by our delusions. Eventually the world shows us the way, it can't be helped.

Sure is hell to become informed by all the wrong information and then find yourself, a Lambkin, face to face with the actuality.

This put me in mind of a twisted fairytale or nursery rhyme. Things don't always turn out peachy when we hit the high seas in search of, god knows what.

I liked your approach to this. A bit of light-hearted rhyming verse can sometimes temper the hardness of a life-lesson. Good stuff.



Posted 4 Years Ago



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lakinbob
lakinbob

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Fifty plus, humdrum job now, but spent awhile doing other stuff. Mostly write about my experiences, but also have a taste for the macabre; but don't worry it's all in my imagination; or is it? :))) .. more..

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