A few years ago I was feeling hunger pains as I left my job as a salesman working for C.V.N. , a large distributer of consumer products. It had been a long day with many demanding customers.
As I started out on Highway 7 I realized I was going to need to stop at Wendy’s Restaurant for a meal before going home. I pulled into the drive thru and placed my order through the intercom. I noticed ahead that the young lady who was taking my order was blonde and very pretty.
When I arrived at the window to pay for my food I was shocked to see that the girl taking my order was Gina, an old girlfriend from high school. She was very flirty as she took my money and gave me my food.
We talked for a few minutes at the window that night, and she finally said, “So are you seeing anyone these days Kyle?” I responded “No.” (truthfully) and Gina gave me her phone number and asked me to call her. Gina’s hand held mine for a moment as she handed me her number and she appeared interested in seeing me again.
The next day I called her and we talked for a long while. We talked about how things didn’t work out well while dating and how maybe we had made a mistake by breaking up. We made arrangements to go out on Friday night after she was finished with work. Gina told me to call her at about 7 pm since that would be about the time she would be done with work. She had asked if I could pick her up from work and drive her home since she lives close to me. Then I would leave her at her home and allow her to take a shower and so on and then pick her up again an hour or so later once she had made herself look beautiful again.
I called Gina at work at about 7 pm and was told very quickly that Gina “was busy”. A few minutes later a friend of mine called and he then asked me to go to a wild, crazy party in Hopkins, a nearby town. He kept telling me that all of our friends would be there and that there would be many kegs and pretty girls there. I told him I would have to call Gina again and see what was going on, and if things didn’t work out with her then I would join him in going to that crazy get together in Hopkins.
I immediately called Gina again at the restaurant and Gina herself answered. She told me she was really tired from a busy day at the restaurant and that I should call her again in about an hour. After I hung up the phone I immediately called Harlan my friend and said, “All systems are Go!” He said he would be over in about 45 minutes to pick me up for the party. Although I had told Gina I would be calling her back, I still didn’t like that I was being told to wait when I wanted to get the evening started.
I was feeling guilty as Harlan showed up at my door. I wasn’t quite ready to go though as I needed a little more time in the bathroom and I needed to find a few things. Of course as soon as I was set the leave the phone rang and it was Gina. She seemed more upbeat now as she asked me to drive over and get her. I told her I wasn’t coming since I had to wait so long and I finally told her, “I’ve gotta go Gina.” And I hung up the phone.
About 30 seconds later Harlan and I were talking animatedly while walking to his car about how much fun we were going to have that night. I noticed that Harlan had strangely parked in the middle of our driveway. Usually he would park on one side or the other of the driveway. The car looked cockeyed the way it was and I then did a double take as I suddenly noticed a large amount of a heavy looking white substance land on the side of his car! Apparently a flock of birds had all at the same time decided to s**t on Harlan’s car and virtually all of the bird s**t happened to land on the passengers side of the car. I had to climb in the back seat in order to open up the door since so much bird poop was all over the passenger side of the car!
Harlan and I laughed all the way to the car wash. But in the back of our minds we couldn’t help but think we were being punished somehow.
About a half hour after we left, Gina arrived at my house. Gina was upset and stormed the house assuming I was just ignoring her and pouting about her having me wait for an extra hour. Gina yelled at my roommate telling him I was being a baby. After Gina left my home and returned to her car she realized that she had locked her keys in her running vehicle and had to call AAA to come and help her to get back in the car.
Gina and I never spoke again.