Red Hot Woman

Like taking candy from a Baby.

 

Apr 17, '08 7:19 PM for everyone

A Non dramatic blog...."I promise" lol

Apr 17, '08 4:59 PM for everyone

Howdy Folks,

I really don't have a clue what to write about at the moment, but I know what I DON'T want to write about ever again.

I recon there ain't no sense living in the past. Say-la-vee, good riddance and all that other crap...lol

Truth is , This is the internet I pretty much deserved what I got I suppose.. Well, Daddy always said that we learn from our mistakes and Boy was she a Dosi......

Now this situation was kinda unfortunate for yours truly but You guys just may get something out of it after all.... Yep!...... It kinda reminds Kuntry of a Once Upon a Time Story from the past....

I now can remember the very first time I was fooled by a woman, " Man I thought this girls poop didn't stink" I was so smitten with her.

Yep!... In my 12 year old eyes she was a Pure Goddess..... Now she was my older sisters Best friend and  she was H-O-T Hot.... She was all of sixteen and she really could fill out a sweater shirt if ya know what I mean..... Every single time she came over I would make a point to find a reason to get around her.... I know she liked me too because at the time I was a Red hot addict and she would ALWAYS be wanting a hand full..

Now most addicts don't like to part with the candy but in her case I always made an exception.... (Really it was because when she bent down I could ALLLLLLLLLLMOST see inside that Sweater Shirt.....) I hide inside my sisters closet once while she was spending the night and saw her when she had just gotten out of the shower....  Now I don't know about y'all but to a 12 year old boy that's kinda like winning the Nobel Peace Prize .  It pretty much either took supper being done or threats of bodily harm from my mother to get me out of the bath room after that..... I think my record at the time was 4hrs and 27minutes I ain't to sure anymore if that record even still stands  (No  Pun   Intended).......wink

Folks I remember when it happened like it was yesterday......The day I knew she Loved me....... It was this one particularly hot summer afternoon..... Her and my Sister were out back in our Blow Up swimming pool cooling off.... I was at the window ....ummmmmmm???... I was standing at the window watching them... Yep! That's it..... She saw me and I swear to God she WINKED at me...... Plainer than day she winked at me....... Now I don't know about you folks but to a 12 year old boy who's been sharing the Red Hots, that meant Let's get Married and have lots of babies.....

That very night while I lay in bed, after I told myself a bedtime story....wink.. I started planing our future........ I lay there night after night....Even on the nights I didn't feel up to a bed time story.....wink "Hey! It happens to the best of us" I would still think only of her......

Now after a while I figured that since she had already eaten about a half of pound of my Red Hots and she had winked at me and all, it was high time that I asked her to be my Girlfriend....... I made up my mind then and there that I would be asking her the next time she came over to see my sister.... Now I dot know about y'all but at that tender age popping that question was not an easy task.... I had nerves bothering me that I didn't even know was possible at the time...

Next day she came over.... I gave her some candy.... She smiled and went into my sisters room............I never asked........

Next day she came over...... They were playing out in the pool..... I went out just to kinda walk by cool like ................I never asked.

The following weekend she spent the night with my sister.... This was my chance...... I really shouldn't be afraid she winked at me for Christ Sakes............ So I got me up the courage to ask.........Y'ALL just don't know what it took to summon up that big ole amount of Boy Courage.. It's not that easy....... So I did what all 12 year old boys do at times like these........I wrote her a note..............

Dear Christi,

    I LOVE YOU! DO YOU LOVE ME?....YES OR NO?

then I put two little boxes on it so she could check off her answer.

WOULD YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?.... YES OR NO?

again the two little boxes..

I could hear them girls laughing at me all the way out side in my back yard....... I didn't really know why they was laughing but I could hear um all the same......

This angered me......I thought she loved me?.... Boy was I stupid......

I made up my mind on that very spot that she would NEVER get another Red Hot from me again....................And she didn't........ SO THERE!....

And Christi.......If you ever read this?????? I am SO over you now....

Y'all remember to wear ya smiles............kuntry

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