Don't Ask

I'm not here to deliver some sappy love story, or a gory action piece. I'm here to rant crazily at you, for daring to ask the most stupid question in the world.

 

Now, tell me, audience, if you see someone speaking quickly and passionately in Spanish (clearly in a private conversation) would you dare to go and interrupt something that is clearly important and urgent?

 

No.

 

But right along you come, you nosy, idiotic, fool. You walk toward me with the breeziest air and dare to ask, "Hey, girl, what you sayin' in Spanish?" You ignorant jack a*s. Thirteen years it has taken me to learn my own language, two seconds it took you to ask me what I was saying; violating the borders of my private conversation. Are you stupid? Are you curious? Or is your God damned self confidence so low that every time I speak in my language you think I'm talking s**t about you? If you're so f*****g interested in what I'm saying, why don't you go pay two hundred dollars to some fake teacher who isn't even Hispanic who will barely teach you anything and cheat you out of your dough?

 

And then when you think that you know enough to be included in my conversation you can come to me, and make a fool of yourself by trying to impress me with your fake skills. Your stupidity amuses me. Do you seriously think that I'm going to respond to your lousy calls of "Hola, como estas?" and "Hey chica."? You lousy mother f****r. Do you not see the rage in my eyes? Do you not feel the anger radiating off of me, obviously telling you to kindly kiss off and die? Well, seeing how you keep butting your a*s into my business, my guess is that you're not getting my vibes. If you even try to join this dialogue, I will attack you with my words. Because my tongue is made out of pure, hard, ice, and it will puncture and stab your innermost insecurities and feelings.

 

So next time you see me speaking in a private conversation, instead of approaching me like an ignorant fool and asking what I just said, go and tell me thank you; for saving a blow to your pride and ego. I hope you have a really nice day.

 

Author's Note

I wrote this a long time ago, haha, I actually used it in school once. To rant at my enemies for asking what I said in my language. Well, enjoy. ^^ Sorry about the shitty grammar. I'll be working on that at school....-sigh-

Reviews

[lots fo love ♥]

i get what u r talking about but i dont really get y u did this. it would b rude if someone did that 2 u though. i would never. the title is really cool also. i liked that. coolness. got 2 go. great poem.


P.S. 4 ur review i would have put it in the story catogory.

P.P.S. i loved the part when u wrote "im not hear 2 deliver some sappy love story, or a gory action piece."

P.P.P.S. also thte part whrn u said "If you even try to join this dialogue, I will attack you with my words. Because my tongue is made out of pure, hard, ice, and it will puncture and stab your innermost insecurities and feelings" ok thats it bye!

[Confessions Of An Angry..]

People do need to mind thier own buiness! You go girl!

[Tuff Stuff]

You used it in school?
You got guts.
I never like giving my writing in school.
It was really good. You got a 100% right?
:) :)

[Adela Muresan]

Your anger is palpable in this rant. Although it seems to me like a well constructed piece, I think that the theme is a bit insignificant for something like this.

A.M.

[Maria C. Donado]

/o3o/should I have put it in the poem section? >.< advice please?

[Maria C. Donado]

-laughs- I'm really mean, aren't I?