Coffee

It's . . . not my favorite.

One time I tried drinking coffee

But the liquid shot straight through my body

My heart rate tattooed,

My bowels, they moved!

And I spent the whole day feeling shoddy

Author's Note

I can't help it, I have a weak stomach :( It's okay - there's always tea!! :D

Does this resonate with anyone? HAHA let me know what y'all think!

Reviews

[Antoñyo]

LOL! I feel bad for you. Coffee is sanity in a warm cup!
...but you look too young to need this particular form of sanity as yet. Lucky you!

Thanks for sharing.

[kristollini]

Bahaha it's also a taste preference - I'm definitely more of a tea drinker :D Thank you for the read/review! :)

[Antoñyo]

Hey, tea is better, stick with it...I'm just goofy
You're very welcome

[Jason Endfield]

Well it made me laugh anyway 😀

[kristollini]

Haha thank you!! :D

[Maya]

Great limerick, this is hilarious. As a hardened coffee junkie I can relate.

[kristollini]

Haha thank you!! I have a love-hate relationship of sorts with coffee bahaha XD Thank you for the read and review! :)