Forever Lonely

Forever Lonely

A Poem by kristollini
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Spoofed lyrics to Jay Sean's "Down" years ago about being a forever alone gamer LOL Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO0InBfnc6U Sing along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTy1ZIBuDs0

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[Start singing when the original starts with, "Baby are you down down down down down"]
(Intro)
Staying up all night with only me
No parents, just TV
With my games to keep me company
Confined in my room, but feelin' so free
(Verse 1)
I ought to know
Tonight is the night to let it go
Put on a show
Cuz I've got my video game controls
So plug it behind the screen, cuz I've got a night to play
So come on don't pity me, as I make my great escape
(Chorus)
So parents don't worry
I am my only
But I won't be lonely
Because I've got my Xbox 360
Forever lonely . . .
But no need to worry
If I get bored, I've still got PS3
And Atari and my Wii
My friends all run on electricity
Part of my screen, but real to me
They'll be with me til' the E-N-D
(Verse 2)
So just let it be
I'm fine with just my laptop next to me
DON'T TAKE IT AWAY
All I wanna do is LoL all day
So leave me behind and flee, can't you see that I'm busy
You say that I need real friends, but I've got online gaming
(I'M FINE WITH JUST ME)
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
Down like I'm s'posed to be
This level's kind of low for me
Down into the dungeon
Of my ancient game of D&D
Crap my game just freezed
I got this game from overseas
Cuz it ain't from America
It only reads in Japanese
Now I'm fightin' for this girl
On the battlefield of love
Man I wish that baby cupid
Sent her arrows from above
Princess Zelda, won't you marry me
Indefinitely, not probably
But hold up you're not part of my reality
NOOOOOOOOO
(Chorus)

© 2015 kristollini


Author's Note

kristollini
Posted for a contest! Otherwise, let me know (if you want to) if you sang it with the spoofed lyrics XD

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Added on October 11, 2015
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kristollini
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