The Teacher That Was Ms. Crowley

The Teacher That Was Ms. Crowley

A Poem by Kringefest
"

I loathed her.

"
I saw her dip her tresses in 
darkness,
Her soul was second to bathe in 
it.
Her body was old and as cold as a 
carcass,
And her evil would ne'er 
remit.

I hated 
Ms. Crowley,
Everyone hated 
Ms. Crowley.

She spat as us 
foully,
Her face rather 
jowly!

Her long face was rather
ugly.
She wore tight blouses and her folds fit
snugly!

Every inch of her face was like 
rubber,
Evil hidden beneath her
blubber!

I wallowed in 
sorrow,
Because I had her class
tomorrow!

Upon her head arose two 
devil horns,
Blood sputtered where the flesh had
torn!

And up rose a spaded 
tail 
From that gosh darn vile
whale!

And she carried a pitch 
fork,
That hideous, ungrateful
pork!

And she 
spat,
And jiggled her
fat.
And she 
screamed,
And she 
breathed.
And she 
cried,
And she 
died.

And her body felt colder than ever 
before.

Now Ms. Crowley is nothing 
more
Than thin bones sprawled across the classroom
floor.

© 2014 Kringefest


Author's Note

Kringefest
The picture is a woman from a newspaper whose eyes I punctured out and whose teeth I colored in with a brown color pencil. Afterward, I drew devil horns and a spaded tail. Eventually, I cut out her mouth. (:

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yeah you blotted unteachable teacher when you gonna learn that the kids can curse you?I bet you put a hella hex on that old bag with this poem

Posted 10 Years Ago


Kringefest

10 Years Ago

Haha, I bet I did. And thank you for reading!
YES! Just...YES!

I smiled so much, while reading this.

It reminds me of my teacher Mrs. Whitlow, or as she was known by all the kids as "Mrs. Bitchlow." She was my 5th grade teacher, and you embodied her here.

All matter of demons exist. Thank you for the great read!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Kringefest

10 Years Ago

Hahah, that's a hilarious nickname! My 6th grade teacher was Mrs. Smail. My class called her "Mrs. S.. read more
Kayja Symphious

10 Years Ago

HA! Mrs. Snail...Nice!
The pleasure was all mine, and I look forward to reading more of your w.. read more

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Added on August 31, 2014
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Tags: teacher, hatred, contempt, fat, scorn, school, crowley, murder, death, kill

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