The Lonesome BagA Story by Katherine P. HaleyTSA agent Annalise Perkins experience an average day at the airportAirports are places that
see a lot of different faces every day. These faces, according to the human
tradition, are often accompanied by bodies. These bodies usually belong to
people who all have different lives and different personalities and temperaments.
So, it is very safe to say that if you work in an airport, your life will never
be lacking in a little flair. My name is Annalise Perkins and I am the head of the TSA
stationed at Lambert International Airport in St. Louis, Missouri. The days I
have can definitely be considered interesting. You wouldn’t believe the types
of things that people try to bring on airplanes. One person tried to hide a
raccoon in their Vera Bradley carryon baggage before. And another time, someone
brought a bag completely filled with whips and chains and things that I
honestly couldn’t even name. Now, I’m not one to judge people by their
eccentric pastimes, but those could be considered weapons, something that we do
not allow on planes. It’s not just the passengers that need a little help with
understanding what can and what can’t happen in an airport. Even my TSA
officers are sometimes unaware of how things work. My right hand man Jeremy
reported to me that a new hire tried to get a man with a prosthetic leg to
remove it for screening the other day. I
had to rush to his station to apologize to the poor man. “No, sir. You do not
have to remove your leg. Please keep it on.” I could tell from the man’s dress
that he was very clearly a war vet, so that made me feel even worse about
Greg’s mistake, so I added, “And thank you very much for your service. You can
go ahead and find the terminal you’re looking for. I will happily direct you if
you need it.” The man was very nice about the whole situation, which definitely
made my life a lot easier. I
pulled Greg away and told him in a stern and quiet voice, “Never, ever ask
anyone to remove one of their limbs ever again. Got it?” Greg
looked down at his shoes and said, “Yes, mam.” “Good,”
I said. I am sad to say that that is not the first time that that has happened.
And I am also sad to say that I don’t believe it will be the last. That
same day, I had just gotten back to my office to get a gigantic gulp of coffee,
when Jeremy rushed in after me. He
looked like he had just ran five miles. His large chest was moving up and down
with large breaths and his face was practically dripping with sweat. “What’s
up?” I asked. He
took another heaving breath and said, “Bag… alone…middle of… floor. No… claim.” I
filled in the missing words of what he just told me. “There’s a bag that has
been left alone in the middle of the floor and no one is claiming it? Are you telling me there is a code black
going on right now?” Jeremy
nodded his head, unable to say anything else. I ran from my office as fact as
my short legs could take me, my large breast bouncing up and down in a painful
fashion that all woman with large breasts can recognize. My no slip shoes
squeaked on the smooth floors and Jeremy directed me to where the lonesome
black bag had been left. It was now blocked off and people clearly had panic
filling up inside them. I
rolled back my shoulders and said in my slightly booming voice, “Everybody, you
need to stay calm. There is nothing to see here. Please go and wait for your
flights.” I
then turned to my team and asked if anyone had seen who left the bag. They all
shook their heads no. I then asked if the bomb squad had been called in. Jeremy
nodded his head. “Alright,” I said. “Alright. That might have been a bit
premature, but we’re going to let them come and check this out.” A
few moments after I said this, I saw a large black van pull up outside the
airport. Four men dressed in all black clearly lined with protective gear
rushed in with a black case in two of their hands. The one who seemed to be the
leader came up to me and asked, “That the bag?” He gesture to the bag that we
had blocked off. “Yes,”
I said. I
watched all four men walk over to the bag. One of them slowly knelt down beside
it. He reached out his hand and took hold of the zipper. I saw him take a
breath before slowly unzipping the bag. The
whole airport was holding their breath. Something spilled out of the bag and I
heard a woman scream. It was laundry. What had spilled out of the bag had been
someone’s dirty laundry. The breath that everyone was holding was
simultaneously released. No bomb. No danger. Just a few stains that I was not
interested in knowing what the source of them was. © 2016 Katherine P. HaleyAuthor's Note
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StatsAuthorKatherine P. HaleyNaperville, ILAboutHey everyone! I am currently in college working towards a degree in English and planning many impossible things for my future. I have been passionate about writing since the fifth grade when I started.. more..Writing
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