Walruses on parade

Walruses on parade

All loafing around

On a beach somewhere

All fat and flabby

Lying in the sun

But not for too long

Time to take a swim

And eat some more

Then may be take a s**t.

Walruses on parade

Rolling around

Talking to each other

Showing their tusks

Flying in hot air balloons

Driving to work

Sitting on the toilet

And drinking downtown

Walruses on parade

All hopping around

Fat flopping in the breeze

Dancing on dead people

Making giant helicopters

Picking up hookers

Slapping some b*****s

And pissing in public

Walruses on parade

Eating four times as much

As someone should

At the Chinese buffet

Working in cubicles

And going on shooting sprees

And getting away with it

Because they’re walruses on parade.