karma is a b***h and so is....

now i know things haven't been cozy

since the director had to mosey

a new boss to answer to

sitting in your isolation of an office

more scrutiny really sucks huh, babe

i can remember when

you were the employee of the month rave

that was before the intervention

go tell yourself those residents are

mothers of delusion and invention

the subtle racism i see it so clear

so selective about who you call dear

who can muster up the will

to ask you a question

without expecting some I'll

speaking of that congratulations on Dr. Phil

you did the weight loss with a scalpel

forget about those other methods

they weren't the magic pill

you may have lost the weight

but sister you didn't lose the hate

the irony being

i hate you because you hate

on my calendar i'm leaving

i've circled the date

don't worry about me

i'll be keeping tabs a many

i won't make this place a career but

i've made friends a plenty

your vacation was so full of joy

for every chaplain girl and boy

hey there i can hear a new director being hired

better put away the IPod, the cell phone

shoo away your personal visitors 

cause you know never in the history of time has

an employee of the month get fired

right?

(i'm sorry for taking so much of your time)

Reviews

[nevermindfan1991]

Very interesting and funny! A refresher!

[Daytonight]

Great write. Loved the last stanza best. Keep on penning.