The New York Times Worst Selling Books List

  

1.  Raising Arboviruses for fun and profit--  

2.  How to stop a hurricane with a carrot--

3.  The end of the world-- how it may affect your credit rating-

4.  I married an Omelet- The true story of Alexander McThugputty-

5.  A dating guide for Necrophiliacs (With the companion guide "The top ten graveyards 

      for hooking up")-

6.  How to cure venereal diseases with a paper clip-

7.  Charles Dickens- was he really thirteen Greek midgets?-

8.  Why chickens are trying to steal your hair-

9.  How to hunt deer with a tuba-

10. How to kill vampires with handy objects from around the house-

11. A complete collection of everything nobody ever said-

12. Why Mexico is not located inside Norway-

13. Why Arizona isn't spelled with a "Q"-

14. I'm dead, you're dead-

15. What to do if you wake up in downtown Nutley, New Jersey wearing nothing but  a pirate hat and flip-flops-

16. The history of the semi-colon and its use in Medieval Danish Viking sagas-

17. Why Pope Leo the Eighth was not the first man on the Moon-

18. How Attila the Hun saved Christmas-

19. How pancakes caused the downfall of the Aztec Empire-

20. Why God hates you-

21. The cheese whisperer-

22. Why things aren't the same anymore-

23. 1001 things to do in the next three seconds-

24. How to start a race riot from the comfort of your own bed-

25. A history of social revolutions in penguin colonies-

26. Why it takes two to Tango, three to do the Fandango, four to do the Lindy Hop, and 8.5 to

      do the Funky Chicken-

27. Spasm your way to fitness-

28. The Black Death- Was it really so bad?-

29. Stainless steel Origami- a how-to guide-

30. Better fishing through hypnosis-

31. How to give a Wombat a hernia-

32. How to make decorative Macrame plant hangers using your own nose hair-

33. The great sperm bank robbery-

34. How to avoid library late book fees by setting yourself on fire-

35. How to detect a fake replica-

36. How to inflate a Zeppelin with a Bullfrog-

37. A history of the use of Neo-Gothic architectural design amongst the Termite mounds

      of South Africa-

38. How to give a ghost the Heimlich Maneuver-

39. How to brush your teeth with a machine gun-

40. The best youth hostels to stay in while back-packing on the Sun-